Dull & Boring

Grouch · Posted: Sep 02, 2003 8:27 am Post subject: Dull & Boring

It sure is boring around here right now.

Anybody want to press their luck and liven it up??? Twisted Evil

Tyler T · Posted: Sep 02, 2003 8:38 am Post subject:

i dont know about that....big brother is awfully tired of it...

scott a · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 9810

Grouch, i believe you just volunteered yourself Twisted Evil

eeven73 · Posted: Sep 02, 2003 9:32 am Post subject:

This ought to liven up the discussion

Grouch · Posted: Sep 02, 2003 9:39 am Post subject:

Or maybe this one: Laughing

eeven73 · Posted: Sep 02, 2003 9:41 am Post subject:

I sure do miss him : Sad

Grouch · Posted: Sep 02, 2003 9:44 am Post subject:

eeven73,

Kind of brings a tear to my eye thinking about him being gone.

Grouch · Posted: Sep 02, 2003 9:50 am Post subject:

Why don't they teach drivers ed. and sex ed. in the same day in Kentucky?

It's too hard on the mules.

Grouch · Posted: Sep 02, 2003 9:51 am Post subject:

Blonde in a Snowstorm

A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. ''If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.'' Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes.

Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, ''Well, I'm done with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.''

Grouch · Posted: Sep 02, 2003 9:58 am Post subject:

Bob says to Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice as to where to go. Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii, I went to Hawaii, and Marie got pregnant. Then last year, you told me to go to the Bahamas, I went to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again."

Lester says, "So what you gonna do different this year?"

Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Marie with me..."

Lynsey · Posted: Sep 02, 2003 10:07 am Post subject:

So Grouch were you "that guy" this weekend?? Twisted Evil

Grouch · Posted: Sep 02, 2003 10:10 am Post subject:

buttacup,

NO!

I did not get arrested, sink or beach any boats, get into any fights or get wasted.

I kept it very chill.

Dees · Posted: Sep 02, 2003 10:19 am Post subject:

but i Did

Grouch · Posted: Sep 02, 2003 10:21 am Post subject:

Dees,

Tell us what happened with you over this fine Labor Day Weekend.

OttoNP · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 848 City: MI

I don't get the pictures....
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No2 Vaporizer Reviews

eeven73 · Posted: Sep 02, 2003 11:18 am Post subject:

OTTONP

Those are the pictures of the now banned Heliboy that caused lots of contraversial discussion and post that led to his being banned

lukeh2owalker · Newbie Joined: 29 May 2003 Posts: 39 City: so what cal

yea i can vouch for the grouch this weekend. he fell asleep early and woke up to only crash again. i can see why though he has been through alot. grouch its all about not drawing attention to yourself and the po po won't even look your way. we could have killed it in laughlin that night buddy i was feelin my oats and they sure felt good. i had to call over reinforcements to handle them.

Grouch · Posted: Sep 02, 2003 1:14 pm Post subject:

lukeh2owalker,

I know, I wake up about 11:30 to hear some chicks voice in my living room. I had to come out and see who it was.

Did you hit it raw dog and bail or maybe ____ in her _____?

Dpierce37 · Ladies Man Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Posts: 7659 City: Austin

here ya go grouch. Have a good laugh!

http://www.hekkuli.org/~hekkuli/flash/dearpenis.swf

Grouch · Posted: Sep 02, 2003 1:37 pm Post subject:

Dpierce,

Thanks that made this day not so dull and boring after all.

Here is one for you:

http://www.fhm.com/img/reporter/bigeye/15aug/boobs.swf

DaveBrowning · Posted: Sep 02, 2003 1:51 pm Post subject:

Grouch · Posted: Sep 02, 2003 1:53 pm Post subject:

DaveBrowning,

Sorry about that. I did that same thing last time. Embarassed

It has been edited. Smile

DaveBrowning · Posted: Sep 02, 2003 6:41 pm Post subject:

Thank ya Grouch. I think it should be Alabama though. Rolling Eyes

criminally_minded · Posted: Sep 02, 2003 10:00 pm Post subject:

Dork.

criminally_minded · Posted: Sep 02, 2003 10:19 pm Post subject:

This is about my limit. I don't want to cause Pat any headaches or get booted.

nick e[V]ans · Posted: Sep 03, 2003 1:41 am Post subject:

haha cm they're funny as man. whos the guy wearing the camelback, thats pure gold

Grouch · Posted: Sep 03, 2003 6:52 am Post subject:

And his stance is a little narrow. Shocked

If CM's was accecptable that I hope mine is to and will not cross the line. Because it is on a similar topic. Laughing

Dees · Posted: Sep 03, 2003 7:00 am Post subject:

long but here ya go.

Well I didnt get arrested or sink a boat (didnt want to brag and hope someone would ask) but I can say BCB33 and I partied like rock stars. Four day weekends rule. It all started off Thursday night. We went to the Venus Model search finals. 12 beautiful women competeing for a trip to Flordia to represent Idaho. (Club wear, evening gown and my fav Swimsuit). It was held at the new upscale Bar in Idaho (which Boise not ready for). So we dressed like high class BMW drives, little member haven mofos. Got totally loaded on Vodak/Redbulls, White Russians, Fat Tire ---$120 later we leave and go to another bar. I run in to an old friend (well sorta a friends) and him and I almost brawl, BCB held me back and his g/f held him back. So I finally walk away and we head back togo to the car then I get in a arguing match with some other guy about how knows what and we finally leave and drive over to some friends place to stay the night. Then we head to the lake at 8am. Fast forward to Saturday night. We go to a wedding (4 kegs to start the night off right) marichie band, tacos etc. We leave there to go to the bars and meet up at another new bar (PIE) and our friend buys us beers and shots (jager blaster, alabama slammers) all night (he wont let us pay for anything). We leave there around 1 and go to The Bistro. It's just about closing time (1:50 am) and he buys 12 jager blasters. I take three and BCB has a couple and then there all gone. Well we go back to PIE (there open till four) and were getting ready to leave (it like 330) and i set my empty Rebull can down on a table, and a guy sitting there (black guy about 280) gets up in my face (I weight 150) and tells me to throw it away. I'm like it's a bar would you rather me sit it on the table on throw it on the floor. We start arguing (BCB step in) he calls me a ni**a and I say Do you work here. He's like yes I do. So i say you better kick me out then. He like your out of here a hole. SO I still have my red bull can in hand and there's 4 or 5 people that leave like 5 mins later and they throw all there trash on the ground out in front of the bar. I was like sweet so I throw my can on the ground. Then some guy from the bar comes out and cleans it up and i say you know why this happend. I said my friends seen me get kicked out so they threw there trash on the ground, and he (I pointed to the guy that kicked me out) is the reason this all happend. We finally leave it 445 in the morning and we run into some chicks we know that graduated last year and then end up coming over, so we party some more, I look out side and the sun is coming up (around 7 am). I say lets go to the lake. SO we head to the lake with wine, malibu rum, vodka and one of the chicks continues to drink. yada, yada, yada, i slept 4 hrs on sunday after we got back from the lake.

Grouch · Posted: Sep 03, 2003 8:32 am Post subject:

Uh Cool!!! Rolling Eyes

That pretty much happens to me everytime I go out.

Lynsey · Posted: Sep 03, 2003 8:39 am Post subject:

Grouch-
Glad you were on good behavior over the weekend, the story about the "roswell" house is hilarious. See it's not that difficult to be good every once in a while.

Chales · Guest

Any story that has a drink name every line is a good story.

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

WOW!!!!!

Rocko · Posted: Sep 03, 2003 9:56 am Post subject:

Wake Hobo · Outlaw Joined: 31 Jul 2003 Posts: 227 City: Kemp

just a little tribute to a man who is no longer with us....

Wake Hobo · Outlaw Joined: 31 Jul 2003 Posts: 227 City: Kemp

hmmm image didn't stick