Pick up lines....

ModelAMan · Newbie Joined: 30 Jan 2003 Posts: 48

guy: yeah I have a PHD
girl: really, in what?
guy: pretty huge dick

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

Hey Baby, wanna wrestle???
Do listen to Madonna?? Cause you can sure strike a pose...
Your parents must have enjoyed making you.....
Does your boyfriend know that he's about to lose you?
Do you know how to play hide the salami? Wanna learn?
Girl, if you look that good, I want to meet your mom!
Wanna F___?
The last one usually works 50% of the time, the other 50% usually lands one of thier nympho friends around 3 am.... Laughing

DRAGON88 · Posted: Feb 02, 2003 12:09 am Post subject:

leave it up to pimp master kyle to put thoes last ones up..

heliboy911 · Guest

Backdoor PA:
-Is your dad a farmer? Because you have some nice melons
-Hey babe, wana get lucky?
-Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge?
-I'm a necrophiliac... Wanna play dead?
-Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
-You make my software turn to hardware!

[steff] · Posted: Feb 03, 2003 8:06 pm Post subject:

here's on a guy could use:

If I were a guardian angel, I would guard you from the bad, the evil, and all the guys that try to take advantage of you using lame lines they found on the internet.

criminally_minded · Posted: Feb 03, 2003 9:47 pm Post subject:

ok, so who actually uses these lines, seriously.... Very Happy

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

Criminal:
I've use the first and the last ones on my list before.

Do you like Boats? works pretty well for me. Every girl likes to go tan all day! At least here in cali.....

criminally_minded · Posted: Feb 03, 2003 10:42 pm Post subject:

Do you like boats is a good one... i just wish i owned something besides a 12ft aluminium peice of sh*t! I don't think they would be too impressed!

Mariognarly · Addict Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 853

This one aint too bad:

My friend over there wants to know if you think I'm attractive Smile

Neognosis · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster

If you spot a girl across the room, you call her over using one finger. You know, like when you curl your index finger in that "come here" way?

When she comes over, you say "see, I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with both hands."

matt 4 · Posted: Feb 04, 2003 8:30 am Post subject:

what about--
If i had a dollar for everytime i saw myself in your pants,....i would have a stuff load of dollars
Wanna play army,.....ill lay on the ground and you can blow the He11 outta me
AND THE #1 PICKUP LINE OF ALL TIME
I would love to kiss you on your lips,.......and then move up to your belly button

OttoNP · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 848 City: MI

Here's my favorite...

Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by you again
________
THE CIGAR BOSS

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

Girl, if you look that good, I want to meet your mom!

kyle!!!! we don't need to give wes anymore ideas!!

Sean_Brinston · Posted: Feb 04, 2003 8:54 am Post subject:

Is your dad a meat thief? cause i think he took two hams and put em down your shirt.

Grouch · Posted: Feb 04, 2003 9:58 am Post subject:

I LIKE YOUR ASS, CAN I WEAR IT AS A HAT.

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

Sean:
I thought the hams went down the back of the pants??? At least that's the way it went on "The Ladies Man"....
Aubs:
Wes has enough ideas on his own....he does'nt need my help! Laughing

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

good point kyle... good point

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

so aubs just to get a female point of view ----which of these lines would work best on the ladies Question

pjdave · Posted: Feb 04, 2003 10:44 pm Post subject:

Hi Im from customs, can i inspect your package?