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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2003 2:59 pm    Post subject: Cloning Reply with quote

One day a group of scientists got together and decided that humans had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell God so.

The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you; We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't You just go on and get lost."

God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this? Let's say we have a man-making contest."

To which the scientist replied, "Okay, great!"

"But," God added, "we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."

The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.

God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt."
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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2003 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's great Chales! ha!
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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2003 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dahahahhahahhahahhahahahhaha! that's awesome.
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