Pick up lines....

criminally_minded · Posted: Feb 01, 2003 7:09 pm Post subject: Pick up lines....

Always worth a laugh Laughing

The worse/sleazier/lamer the better! Bring 'em on!

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

hey baby--do u wash ur jeans with windex because i can see myself in ur pants

did it hurt? girl:did what hurt guy: did it hurt when u fell from heaven

do u have a quarter? girl: sure y? guy: because my mom told me to call when i found the woman of my dreams

DaveBrowning · Posted: Feb 01, 2003 7:20 pm Post subject:

Here's my list:
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go screw.

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?

I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

There ya go!!!

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

thought of more:

Do u have any duct tape cause i'm ripped *man flexs muscle's*

If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?.

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

i'm out but i shall think of more Idea

criminally_minded · Posted: Feb 01, 2003 7:44 pm Post subject:

Ha! Pure comedy guys!

nick e[V]ans · Posted: Feb 01, 2003 7:59 pm Post subject:

heres just a few......

You must be an astronaut 'cause your buns are out of this world

Lets go back to my place for pizza and sex…....What, you don't like pizza!

I need an ambulance, because you just stopped my heart

Can I have your phone number I lost mine?

Put your finger in a chicks mouth or drink, or yours if you don’t know her
then say “what do ya say we get out of these wet clothes”

Why can't we just lie here in our underwear

You just stepped in a puddle of love and splashed it all over me

I love your outfit....it would look real nice on my floor

Are your feet tired? You have been running through my mind all night long

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants

What do you like for breakfast

I'm new in town, could you show me your room?

You've been a very bad girl now go to my room!

Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

Would you hold it against me if I said you have a nice body?

Ask a girl if she has ever kissed a bunny between the ears. If she says no, pull out your pockets so the lining is outside and say, wanna?

Are you a parking ticket cos you got fine written all over you

I'm like the titanic, sure to go down (that’s a bit lame)

Look at the tag on her jacket, and say, "just as I thought, made in heaven"

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I'll sure make your bedrock

Ask a girl who’s got a ladder in her stockings "is that a ladder or a stairway to heaven"

ohsix · Posted: Feb 01, 2003 8:00 pm Post subject:

ive been noticing you noticing me and i just thought id put you on notice that ive been noticing you back.

Sean_Brinston · Posted: Feb 01, 2003 8:16 pm Post subject:

Man im gonna use some of these on Monday ! Thanks guys!

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

make some good impressions in ur new school???--good idea Idea

Chukee_R · Posted: Feb 01, 2003 8:19 pm Post subject:

I lost my teddy bear can I cuddle with you?

criminally_minded · Posted: Feb 01, 2003 8:35 pm Post subject:

'Hi, My name is XXXX, I thought I should tell you so you'd know what to scream later'

'The word of the day is 'legs', lets go outside and spread the word'

Jam · Outlaw Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 141 City: Indy

how about we get a pizza and f**K!! only worked once on an Italian 4 me any way.

Sean_Brinston · Posted: Feb 01, 2003 8:44 pm Post subject:

Nice shoes wanna F$*#

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

very forward and direct there sean

ohsix · Posted: Feb 01, 2003 8:47 pm Post subject: Does anyone else...

i messed up

DaveBrowning · Posted: Feb 01, 2003 8:48 pm Post subject:

Jam & Sean are just so modest!! Laughing

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JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

wes---no i don't----i'm too sick to be doing anything

criminally_minded · Posted: Feb 01, 2003 8:50 pm Post subject:

Wes - No, because its 4pm sunday arvo here! I was well pissed by 10pm last night, on my way to a stiff neck and a hangover!

I love working sundays, good pay and sweet f*ck all to do......

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

nice way too edit out there

ohsix · Posted: Feb 01, 2003 8:53 pm Post subject:

nm dumb post

taylor z · Outlaw Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 137 City: new braunfels

my friend killed this one ....lets play pearl harbor,u lay down and ill blow the hell outa u! Shocked

ok im done=)

Sean_Brinston · Posted: Feb 01, 2003 8:54 pm Post subject:

Modest eh? i feel smart Rolling Eyes

lol

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

sure---u go on believing u got a whole sorority----what was this sorority---UFC--ultra fat chicks Wink

ohsix · Posted: Feb 01, 2003 8:56 pm Post subject:

taylor- im sure any guy wooudl like that one coming form a girl. im sure it was the pickup line that talked him into it.

Sean_Brinston · Posted: Feb 01, 2003 8:57 pm Post subject:

Guy-hey your hot
Girl- sorry it wouldnt work we got nothing in common

Guy- Hey do you like peanut buter?

girl- yea i love it

guy- sweet il pick you up at 8 on friday

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

wow sean ur smooth

ohsix · Posted: Feb 01, 2003 8:59 pm Post subject:

i didnt say how many are hot. but it's not enough to count on 2 hands.

ohsix · Posted: Feb 01, 2003 9:00 pm Post subject:

do i need to send pics to prove it josh?

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

so we're talkin less than 5

of course there r other sorority's

Sean_Brinston · Posted: Feb 01, 2003 9:46 pm Post subject:

ok my friend just told me this one
Want to come to my house tonite and make pigs in a blanket?

(pigs in blanket are sausages wrapped in pancakes)

DRAGON88 · Posted: Feb 01, 2003 9:47 pm Post subject:

This is my favoite line....."I lost my virginity, can I have yours?"

Kai · Soul Rider Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 287

want to come over and do math, subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs and mulitply........ do you like casual sex or do you want to dress up

BR_WB · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 2850

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Later,
brad

skobi1 · Addict Joined: 15 Jan 2003 Posts: 639 City: eugene, or

Worst one ever:

Can I smell your p**sy?---no!--- Oh, then it must be your feet!

skobi1 · Addict Joined: 15 Jan 2003 Posts: 639 City: eugene, or

Sorry I thought of another:

Hey, wanna go halves on a bastard?