Funny, don't be offended

Craiggy · Criminal Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 65 City: Canada

i thought this was funny, i hope no one is offended

Last month a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what 'honest' meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant.
In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant.
In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

And in Canada, they did'nt know the Mullet was a hairstyle that went out in the 80's.........

bullzeke69 · Posted: Jan 18, 2003 5:39 pm Post subject:

I agree with that statement and qoutes because even if we go in and kick the crap out of somebody we always go in and help them later and never ask for anything in return for the help!! I might be wrong but some people (other country's) say we are selfish but we have people asking for money to help them out everywhere we go and so many give that it never seems enough.

Dees · Posted: Jan 20, 2003 8:21 am Post subject:

The us gov is stupid. I know, lets go blow up everything all over the world, then after we assumingly reach our goal. lets give them money so they can rebuild

fs04laoaksfny · Posted: Jan 20, 2003 8:34 am Post subject:

yeaaa anarchy nope that doesnt work pal....anarchy turns into a monarchy always has always will

Jello John · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1936

DRAGON88 · Posted: Jan 20, 2003 8:00 pm Post subject:

Wait isn't anarchy "a state of nature" meaning that there are no laws? I think you are thinking of a communist govt. Anarchy would be insane. People being murdered, raped, and assulted with no consiquences (sp). I dont think that there will ever be a perfect Govt. there will allways be revolutions. Thats pretty much the truth, as long as we discriminate and as long as we set classes there will allways be revolutions.

Chales · Guest

Dragon, you made some very good points there. A few tips though, because I would've passed right over your post if I didn't know it was worth reading. 1) get rid of the red. 2) work on the spelling.

ohsix · Posted: Jan 30, 2003 3:32 pm Post subject:

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ohsix · Posted: Jan 30, 2003 3:52 pm Post subject:

Nor*Cal · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9479 City: Sac

There is this thing called Tacet Consent. By living here you consent to the laws and nature of our government. In essence you have agreed to live under our Social Contract. I'm not saying like it or leave it but I believe our government is the best system. It's not perfect but it's always striving for perfection.

The American Dream still exist should you choose to work for it.

ohsix · Posted: Jan 30, 2003 5:12 pm Post subject:

bizzuck · Addict Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 593

hell yeah wes.... kinda like ive always said, Chris Rock can get on HBO and say all kinds of racial slurs about white people, and nothing is done about it. if a white person did it, in 15 minutes Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and the entire NAACP would be standing in that persons yard calling for their head? why is this

back to the original post: thats what im talking about, we look out for #1 cuz nobody else gives a stuff about us