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PostPosted: Jan 31, 2012 9:50 pm    Post subject: would you rather.... Reply with quote

Lick your taint after hot sweaty exercise or lick your finger arter bowling?[/list]
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PostPosted: Jan 31, 2012 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finger after bowling please.
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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 4:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finger after bowling.
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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finger, no question
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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 5:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Lick your taint after hot sweaty exercise or lick your finger arter bowling?


If I could lick my own taint, I probably would never leave the house to go bowling.

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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you should have made this a poll. finger licking > taint licking.
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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 7:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

is it our personal bowling ball or a lane ball? Laughing
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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 8:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Lick your taint after hot sweaty exercise or lick your finger arter bowling?


If I could lick my own taint, I probably would never leave the house to go bowling.


I'm sure most guys would agree...LOL! So, if we could, would that make us gay?

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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

it would make us happy. very very happy.

let's do another one.

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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Lick your taint after hot sweaty exercise or lick your finger arter bowling?


If I could lick my own taint, I probably would never leave the house to go bowling.


I'm sure most guys would agree...LOL! So, if we could, would that make us gay?


You should probably ask your pastor what the scriptures would say about that. That way you'll know for sure.
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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So, if we could, would that make us gay?


Does it make you gay for rubbing one out once in a while?

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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i'm not gay. you were sucking my dick.
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Nope. I remember listening to a radio show one morning that was talking about it. IIRC correctly, they were discussing it with respect to Ron Jeremy.

fish6942, no need...I can read just fine on my own. Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 9:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Would you rather cut off your little toe or wear Rosie O'donnells panties like a ski mask?
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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 9:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

panties.
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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 9:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I'd go finger...but the personal ball or lane ball could affect that.
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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 9:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Would you rather cut off your little toe or wear Rosie O'donnells panties like a ski mask?


how long would said painties be worn?

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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ok... I will take taint... cause it is mine! I can't imagine the nasty bacteria in a bowling ball... you can't be sure of other's bathroom habits!

I will take the Rosie panties hands down!

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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 10:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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fish6942, no need...I can read just fine on my own. Mr. Green
So don't leave us in suspense, what does god say about this??
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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 10:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd go panties as well.
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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 10:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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vette74 wrote:
Would you rather cut off your little toe or wear Rosie O'donnells panties like a ski mask?


how long would said painties be worn?
You have to run a mile.
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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

panties.
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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

that would be a terrible 6-10 minutes but I'd rather have all of my toes for the rest of my life.

I'd also rather lick my finger even after using a house ball than lick my own taint after working out.

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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fish6942, if you really want to discuss it, start a new thread rather than take this thread down that road.
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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 3:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dudes, I would lick my own sweaty ass in a heartbeat before licking my finger that was in a bowling ball. Might as well have replaced bowling ball with public urinal.
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PostPosted: Feb 01, 2012 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

why the hell do I keep clicking on this thread?
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PostPosted: Feb 02, 2012 4:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

because you are a sick fugger like the rest of us.


Would you rather hear your parents having sex every night for two years OR have to watch them once?

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PostPosted: Feb 02, 2012 5:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hear them.

I also hope i"m having sex every night when I'm their age...

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PostPosted: Feb 02, 2012 6:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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fish6942, if you really want to discuss it, start a new thread rather than take this thread down that road.


You had posed this question earlier...

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Lick your taint after hot sweaty exercise or lick your finger arter bowling?


If I could lick my own taint, I probably would never leave the house to go bowling.


I'm sure most guys would agree...LOL! So, if we could, would that make us gay?


... which gave me the impression that you were feeling conflicted. Your posting history indicates that you typically consult the bible when you need to look for answers, soooo that's why I suggested this...

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You should probably ask your pastor what the scriptures would say about that. That way you'll know for sure.


...and this

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fish6942, no need...I can read just fine on my own. Mr. Green
So don't leave us in suspense, what does god say about this??


So did you find your answer yet??
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PostPosted: Feb 02, 2012 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alright boys, break it up!
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PostPosted: Feb 02, 2012 6:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

goofyboy, that's a good one, but i'd also pick hear.. there are certain things you can never unsee
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PostPosted: Feb 02, 2012 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The sensation of having a mouth around your dick would be probably be negated by the fact that you have a dick in your mouth.

RIP Greg Geraldo

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PostPosted: Feb 02, 2012 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BAAAAA HAAAAAAAA

Geraldo was the man!

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PostPosted: Feb 02, 2012 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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because you are a sick fugger like the rest of us.


Would you rather hear your parents having sex every night for two years OR have to watch them once?


I think watching once, so it was done and over with. I want them to enjoy themselves...and hope I do too, just don't really wanna see or hear it much...lol!

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PostPosted: Feb 02, 2012 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

fish6942, not conflicted...it was a joke. Is your sarcasm meter broken?
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