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satabdi
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How do I start becoming a bodybuilder? I'm a junior in high school, not real big but pretty muscular... recently quit football so I can play basketball instead and start bodybuilding. I also have a teacher who is a bodybuilder (goes to shows and everything) so I'll prob try talkin to him.
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key
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ummmmmmmm,...........a basketball playing bodybuilder,..............
GOOD LUCK!!! 
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Neognosis
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I'm going to just make a guess and say you start eating and drinking tons of that power protein stuff, lift weights every day, read all those bodybuilding magazines, try to not get mad at your friends when they start questioning your sexuality. Then you work real hard for a bunch of years, realize you have gotten as fit as your body will naturally allow. You get frustrated at this, because you worked so hard, but your genetics and human body only will allow so much muscle.
Then one day, while at the gym half-heartedly working out because you are wondering what the point is anymore, a guy tells you that he can get you some stuff that can help, and it's really not that illegal. And if you use it carefully, it isn't harmful.
then two years later you wake up in jail with an assault charge and testicles the size of peanuts.
Just kidding. I think you just start lifting weights. And buy bikini bottoms, spray tanner, and lots of body oil.
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STPHNSN23
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| Posted: Apr 17, 2010 5:44 am Post subject: |
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| get the f out. you joined a wakeboarding site to ask about bodybuilding? we need a post limit for starting threads. |
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K-dub
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| Posted: Apr 17, 2010 5:53 am Post subject: |
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| you know how your parents will know your gay, right? |
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SouthWaker
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| Posted: Apr 17, 2010 6:39 am Post subject: |
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| Don't forget your pee bottle. |
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ohsix
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| Posted: Apr 17, 2010 6:43 am Post subject: |
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| satabdi, I would join a gardening forum and post this same question in the "off topic" discussion board. That just seems like a good place to go with body building questions. |
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wsuwakeboarder
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| Posted: Apr 17, 2010 6:58 am Post subject: |
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SouthWaker,  classic!
satabdi, have fun brah http://forum.bodybuilding.com/forumdisplay.php?f=19
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K-dub
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| Posted: Apr 17, 2010 7:10 am Post subject: |
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| dont forget to have your best friend shave your back |
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JoeyJojo
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| Posted: Apr 17, 2010 8:39 am Post subject: |
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You need to start using Icelandic Ultrablue to build mass.
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Jester
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| Posted: Apr 17, 2010 10:31 am Post subject: |
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| K-dub wrote: | | you know how your parents will know your gay, right? |
You own the movie "Maid in Manhattan" |
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K-dub
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| Jester wrote: | | K-dub wrote: | | you know how your parents will know your gay, right? |
You own the movie "Maid in Manhattan" |
that's one of the ways i guess. |
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Mitchell
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| Posted: Apr 18, 2010 5:50 am Post subject: |
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This thread is almost more entertaining than The Bernie Mac Show.
you trollin brah? |
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shaggyboarder
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| Posted: Apr 18, 2010 10:49 am Post subject: |
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Why wait and put in the effort just start a cycle.
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DJew Jake
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| Posted: Apr 18, 2010 1:42 pm Post subject: |
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Was anyone else hoping this would be another epic body builder forum thread?
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nickl011
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| Posted: Apr 18, 2010 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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Reminds me of the body building thread with the dude trying to piss and stuff with a boner! Something about pissing in a bottle too.
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| Posted: Apr 18, 2010 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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| cameraboy, |
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| Posted: Apr 20, 2010 3:19 am Post subject: |
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| DJew Jake wrote: | | Was anyone else hoping this would be another epic body builder forum thread? |
yes
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