Stern's Pageant for Tiger's Ladies

tball · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 24 Feb 2004 Posts: 3953

http://entertainment.foxnews.mobi/quickPage.html?page=23786&external=188616.proteus.fma

Howard Stern is putting together a beauty pageant only for Tiger Woods' mistresses. Seedy but brilliant. We should do a pageant by poll here. Maybe I'll have time to put it together.

actiondcpd · Posted: Feb 24, 2010 10:04 am Post subject:

Can't wait!

ky1e · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 2693

I was thinking a reality show or playboy spread of all of them would be great too. These girls obviously go for higher class black guys so Flavor Flave is out, but I'm sure you could find a single athlete that would be more than happy to take a shot with them. I mean we already know they put out. Only problem is, what to call it, "13 holes of love"? Or would 26 technically be more appropriate? Laughing

Hollywood · Posted: Feb 24, 2010 10:08 am Post subject:

ky1e · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 2693

with Dr. Drew as the host!!

DCdave56 · Posted: Feb 24, 2010 10:35 am Post subject:

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JV · Posted: Feb 24, 2010 10:40 am Post subject:

I hope the ones that agree are the uggos and the twice impregnated pornstar. That would be some good stuff.

Neognosis · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster

seeing as how I never really cared about this guy or what he did, I'm a bit ignorant about these women. Was he banging several of them during the same time period, or did he just have one mistress at a time?

DCdave56 · Posted: Feb 24, 2010 10:43 am Post subject:

You guys know the rules, these posts are useless without pics!

Twisted Evil

JV · Posted: Feb 24, 2010 10:44 am Post subject:

One mistress said he started texting another girl after sex, so I'm assuming all at once. And assuming he was banging Perkin's waitresses in his own house, Vegas escorts, and pornstars, it's safe to say tact and discretion lost out to whenever-wherever excess a long time ago.

Neognosis · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster

hmm...

the way I see it, and I'm just playing amateur sex psychologist here, one mistress at a time is an indication of a problem with communication and intimacy in a marriage. A barrage of mistresses at the same time is an indication of a deeper personal issue with the individual, eh?

but i have no idea what I'm talking about. I just like girls and apparently so does tiger woods.

DCdave56 · Posted: Feb 24, 2010 11:02 am Post subject:

What's the old saying?

"A man is only as faithful as his opportunities."

You have to qualify it in a few ways, but I believe it to be true for some men.

The amatuer psychologist rap on Tiger is that he is just following in Daddies steps; the word is that Earl used to have affairs and Tiger was aware of some of them. Rolling Eyes

Neognosis · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster

I don't really believe that... I think lots of men have ample opportunity and remain faithful... IF their marriages are good and the communication is good, I think. Just my opinion though.

But true for some men, sure.

DCdave56 · Posted: Feb 24, 2010 11:28 am Post subject:

I know this, when I'm in a relationship that I value and want to keep, I have to avoid a number of situations in order to stay faithful. Actually, I have to avoid certain situations when I've been drinking... Shocked

#13 here could make me ruin a relationship...