Pooped

Craig-R · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 19 Dec 2008 Posts: 1676

soooo i was giving a lesson today and had an upset stomach from taco bell the night before so mid-lesson i had to jump off the front of the boat and poop in the water.. not my proudest moment but figured i'd share for a laugh!

JeffreyCH · Posted: Aug 01, 2009 2:46 pm Post subject:

Were you trying to teach a butt-er slide Laughing

WilsonH · Posted: Aug 01, 2009 2:47 pm Post subject:

I don't think I've ever taken a dump in water before... Would you sugest it? It seems like it might be relaxing, and in some cases maybe even erotic. What did you wipe with? Laughing

Craig-R · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 19 Dec 2008 Posts: 1676

it was less than firm to say the least, so it was not enjoyable and i ended up getting an enema so no i would not suggest it but no need to wipe so that was nice

Rhawn · Posted: Aug 01, 2009 7:10 pm Post subject:

Getting dragged at idle makes this alot easier, pulling you out of any questionable matter. Or so I've been told. Surprised

STANG KILLA SS · Posted: Aug 01, 2009 7:44 pm Post subject:

i still remember doing that ONE time. i was a kid. had to be less than 10. pooped in the water, and sadly for me it was a huge floater. only my family there on the boat in a cove, but still, embarassing Embarassed

Craig-R · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 19 Dec 2008 Posts: 1676

the wind was blowin so the boat was floating away from the questionable matter at a decent clip thank god

shaggyboarder · Posted: Aug 02, 2009 9:16 am Post subject:

blitzentrapped, "yeah um I need to check the bowel thruster i mean bow thruster real quick (tells students runs and jumps in water)".

Ive pooped in the water many of times prlly in a lake or river near you Laughing

JeffreyCH · Posted: Aug 02, 2009 3:02 pm Post subject:

Awww dammit so that WASN'T a Baby Ruth Laughing

nabooska · Newbie Joined: 11 Jun 2008 Posts: 22

some yum yums for the fishys

Rhawn · Posted: Aug 02, 2009 6:26 pm Post subject:

Great moments in film.

kent2010 · Soul Rider Joined: 14 Jun 2008 Posts: 281 City: Needles

go fast enough to where the swim step is out of the water and lift the wedge acess door and sit down and poop through that. then when your done let off the throttle abrubtly and and the water that rushes around the swim step cleans you up. its what we do in emergencies and it works like a charm. lol

edittman1 · Outlaw Joined: 05 Jul 2009 Posts: 151 City: San Jose

blitzentrapped, Why not just go up on shore and drop a duece, then wash your ass off after?

Craig-R · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 19 Dec 2008 Posts: 1676

edittman1, shore was 10 minutes away

edittman1 · Outlaw Joined: 05 Jul 2009 Posts: 151 City: San Jose

Ah, it all makes SENSE!!! Mr. Green

Medina · Posted: Aug 03, 2009 4:22 am Post subject:

This topic makes me laugh Laughing

HHI Dave · Posted: Aug 03, 2009 8:08 am Post subject:

A good friend of mine owns and operates a parasail boat. More than once he's had do the same thing...with a boatload of tourons aboard. Laughing

ctgretzky99 · Posted: Aug 03, 2009 12:32 pm Post subject:

I did it last year...luckily it was all log.

As well, luckily it was down toward the dam, so it floated all happy down the stream.

With all of the failing septic systems on the rivers and lakes, trust me, you have already swam through poop.