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ky1e
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http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
some pretty hysterical stuff here. i'm not going to post any because i don't want to ruin it for you. enjoy
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ky1e
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2009 8:59 am Post subject: |
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ok here are a couple, i can't resist:
(248): I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
(917): I Bubb Rubb **** last night, don't tell mike
(1-917): this is mike. we're done.
(419): idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
(248): he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
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Faust
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| I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared |
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ky1e
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2009 9:42 am Post subject: |
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Faust, hahahaha that was one of my favorites. lucky guy
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2009 10:04 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs |
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DCdave56
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2009 10:20 am Post subject: |
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I loved the one about the 8ball...
We'd either die or become Gods...
Reminds me of the early 90's...
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2009 10:37 am Post subject: |
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(617): yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
(209): Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
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joebananas
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2009 10:45 am Post subject: |
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Freakin hilarious.
(512): Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes
(586): Don't forget I'm 20 now
(1-586): I liked you more when you were 19 |
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2009 11:03 am Post subject: |
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(202): yo i have your phone
(202):... oh so you probably won't get this message
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Sheer brilliance shines through.
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Lop
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2009 11:13 am Post subject: |
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(215): haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
(908): She didnt have a camera...
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2009 11:47 am Post subject: |
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2009 12:40 pm Post subject: |
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Just for haugy... | Quote: | | (978): im ready to get crazy and take my wig off |
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2009 2:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | (617): OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him |
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savage3221
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2009 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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I think this has to be one of the top ones
| Quote: | | (336): I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend. |
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2009 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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Hilarious stuff.
(715): I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
(970): Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
(603): Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar? |
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ridininmd
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2009 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Holy crap, I wasted at least 2 hours on that site now |
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Blindside_137
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2009 8:42 pm Post subject: |
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(260): So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
(1-260): Are your eyes okay
(260): I mean if I was Asian they would be
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JeffreyCH
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2009 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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(714): It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgment after several drinks...
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Aubs
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| Posted: Apr 24, 2009 1:19 am Post subject: |
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(209): Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
is the best one |
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jt09
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| Posted: Apr 24, 2009 8:01 am Post subject: |
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| Aubs, i know for a FACT you have some racy texts you could submit! |
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churchy
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| Posted: Apr 24, 2009 8:05 am Post subject: |
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| (xxx) Aubs, it's JT. I wanna P in your B. |
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churchy
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| Posted: Apr 24, 2009 8:07 am Post subject: |
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| (xxx) PS. Welcome to Austin. |
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| Posted: Apr 24, 2009 8:09 am Post subject: |
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(864): Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to Bubb Rubb you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
FTL
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| Posted: Apr 24, 2009 8:17 am Post subject: |
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(703): Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! 
(540): awesome babe! drinks tonight!
(703): Wait does the happy face mean yes? Bubb Rubb.
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ky1e
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| Posted: Apr 24, 2009 11:43 am Post subject: |
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I just submitted one from last night, i really hope it makes it!!!! it was soo funny and when it happened, i was just thinking, man i don't think im going to get laid tonight but this would make for great material for the site.
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jt09
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| Posted: Apr 24, 2009 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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| churchy wrote: | | (xxx) Aubs, it's JT. I wanna P in your B. |
there's some that are MUCH more graphic. MUCH.  |
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| Posted: Apr 24, 2009 12:37 pm Post subject: |
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Now, this is a true friend...
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(504): Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
(225): You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
(504): Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
(225): I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
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JeffreyCH
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| Posted: Apr 24, 2009 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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| ilubronix wrote: | | I just submitted one from last night, i really hope it makes it!!!! it was soo funny and when it happened, i was just thinking, man i don't think im going to get laid tonight but this would make for great material for the site. |
This one?
(775): Are we in a gay sports bar?
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| Posted: Apr 24, 2009 5:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | (818): I hate you but I'm not in hate with you |
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ky1e
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| Posted: Apr 24, 2009 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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JeffreyCH, no no, better than that
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Aubs
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| Posted: Apr 24, 2009 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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JT - Jeeezzeee revealing all my secrets!!!
Yes, I have numerous texts that I plan on submitting. Got a great one last night that is truly LEGENDARY... |
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Aubs
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| Posted: Apr 25, 2009 10:56 am Post subject: |
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| Sent in a couple... some should definitely make it in. Especially one from this morning... omg. |
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