Shopping for a Man

Dragonlady8 · Guest

Too funny, and yet soooo True.
Yes I know it says husband...but I'm not there yet in my life.

Subject: Shopping for a husband

A Husband Shopping Center has opened in Atlanta, where a woman can
go to choose from among many men to be her husband.

It is laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascend.

There is, however, a catch.......You're only allowed in once.

Once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from
that floor.
If you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door says:
         Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman reads the sign.
"Well, that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?
    So up she goes.
The second floor sign says:
    Floor 2: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids and are extremely good-looking.

"Hmmm, better," says the woman. "But I wonder what's further up?"
The third floor sign reads:
        Floor 3: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely
good-looking and help with the housework.

"Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there's more further up!"
         And so again, she goes up.
         On the fourth floor the sign reads:
        Floor 4: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely
good-looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

        "Oh, mercy me." (That's how women talk in Georgia) "But just think... what must be awaiting me further up?

        So up to the fifth floor she goes.
        The sign on that door says:
        Floor 5:This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please.

         Thank you for shopping.
         Have a nice day!

pooser · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 4738

wasnt this just on here like a couple weeks ago.

Dees · Posted: Jun 09, 2003 8:35 pm Post subject:

phantom5815, I thought you were shopping for me

Dragonlady8 · Guest

Jester · Posted: Jun 09, 2003 8:41 pm Post subject:

Phantom, I'm glad you know the truth. Wink

Dragonlady8 · Guest

Dees · Posted: Jun 09, 2003 9:03 pm Post subject:

phantom5815, I was just waiting for the invite. I'll pack the SAN and gear and leave in the morning.

DaveBrowning · Posted: Jun 09, 2003 9:38 pm Post subject:

That's funny! I've never seen that before.

nick e[V]ans · Posted: Jun 10, 2003 2:40 am Post subject:

haha thats not bad aye, i haven't seen it either

Dragonlady8 · Guest

criminally_minded · Posted: Jun 10, 2003 2:58 am Post subject:

I think I would be lurking somewhere near the basement, in the 'returns' bin.

Nice one Phantom Mr. Green

nick e[V]ans · Posted: Jun 10, 2003 3:00 am Post subject:

haha, i'd definately be a fourth floor man cm j/k

how ya been, long time no talk

criminally_minded · Posted: Jun 10, 2003 3:09 am Post subject:

Busy mate, busy, hence I barely post here anymore.

I still stay logged in though, to keep an eye on all you lot Wink

I bet your GF thinks your a 4th floor man Mr. Green

I might be treking up to the land of XXXX before too long, I'll let you know if it happpens and we can hit the town!

nick e[V]ans · Posted: Jun 10, 2003 3:16 am Post subject:

haha, i wish we could hit the town bro, but i still got the whole under 18 thing happening, sucks aye. haha she'd probly say she found me on the first floor, or lost out the front or something.

criminally_minded · Posted: Jun 10, 2003 3:42 am Post subject:

A BBQ in the backyard with some Tasmanian beer sounds like the way to go then!

I'll PM you when I'm comming up, should be around august-ish.

J_DOGG · Posted: Jun 10, 2003 3:51 am Post subject:

How true, good one Phantom5185....

Guys are the same way with chicks though, I have to admit...

Josh R · Posted: Jun 10, 2003 4:00 am Post subject:

Nick, all ya need is a fake ID... Very Happy

FRANKIE · Guest

hey big sis.
funny fun... to tell you the truth i was expecting the sign on the fifth floor to semijently read, "this floor is full of women just like you". oh well, if you can't beat them, join them, right? hehe...

take care!
frankie

B-rad · Posted: Jun 10, 2003 5:57 am Post subject:

Yeah... Proves a lot from some previous conversations that we've had on here disscussing what chicks really want in a guy.

Leggester · Posted: Jun 10, 2003 7:04 am Post subject:

They have no clue what they really want. Trust me. They want all the 'right' things, they want to 'change' a fella, but, they fell in love with the guy ( except for phantom ), then when he changes, they don't like him any more.

If you want a perfect guy, you better be the perfect woman! ( that is either extremely wealthy and will support me in the style I want to become accustomed to - or - the old midnight gig! )

Jester · Posted: Jun 10, 2003 7:08 am Post subject:

Leggester · Posted: Jun 10, 2003 7:13 am Post subject:

She hasn't given me her phone number! Mr. Green

Dees · Posted: Jun 10, 2003 7:25 am Post subject:

phantom5815, He wants a change of secerny also. Somewhere he can ride everyday. So it shouldn't be a problem.

I've been told that, "you everything a girl could want", "when people ask me what I want in a boyfriend, I totally describe you, but I dont want that right now." Dam drama girls.

Leggester · Posted: Jun 10, 2003 8:26 am Post subject:

Whoa! Barbarino, I'm believe I'm about at the bottom. Phantom know very well I'm Verbotten! Embarassed

Jester · Posted: Jun 10, 2003 9:43 am Post subject:

Dees · Posted: Jun 10, 2003 10:07 am Post subject:

advice noted

Leggester · Posted: Jun 10, 2003 10:22 am Post subject:

Besides, she's too young for me Wink

Dragonlady8 · Guest

Chales · Guest

So this is what grown ups talk about.

Leggester · Posted: Jun 10, 2003 2:36 pm Post subject:

Yuo crack me up Chales! Yes, the urges are still there kiddo! Mr. Green

Dees · Posted: Jun 11, 2003 6:05 pm Post subject:

that sucks leggester

DaveBrowning · Posted: Jun 11, 2003 9:25 pm Post subject:

FRANKIE · Guest

it's not about finding someone who is perfect - NOBODY'S PERFECT!!
it's about finding someone who is perfect FOR YOU and you for them.

criminally_minded · Posted: Jun 12, 2003 4:59 am Post subject:

Bah humbug.

jason_ssr · Posted: Jun 12, 2003 6:26 am Post subject:

What do you mean? Im perfect! I always put my clothes in the hamper, I come home when I say I will, and I only piss on the seat if Im mad!

What more could you want?