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chavez
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 Posted: Jul 14, 2008 2:43 pm Post subject: Lock the damn door |
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I can't see your feet way back there in the handi-stall.
That was just disturbing. 
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Dragonlady8
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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Zach M
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Went to Sasquatch this year, a big music festival in the Gorge on Memorial weekend. I walked in on 4 people who didn't lock the doors to their Porta-Potty. All were female. Seriously, who doesn't lock the door when there are thousands of people using a public pee bucket? |
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Dragonlady8
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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It's not likely you're going to see anything when we're sitting down.
But I have a question:
Why do guys have their pants/manties/chonies dropped down to their ankles when they're sitting on the pot?
Can't you just leave them around the knees like we do? 
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pyrocasto
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 7:11 pm Post subject: |
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Dragonlady8, air flow, and freedom to move the legs depending on the type of wipe that follows. 
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Jensen
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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| I walked into the bathroom at a restaurant last night to see some douchebag have his drawers dropped around his ankles at the urinal with his bare ass showing. who the Bubb Rubb does that? a 5 year old? |
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pyrocasto
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 8:09 pm Post subject: |
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Jensen, yes that's pretty retarded.
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kdip
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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Jensen, I have seen a couple of those.
When I was in elementary school, I would stand as far back from the urinal as possible and see how far I can back up before it doesn't make it.
Why did I do that? Don't know but at least I had my drawers up. |
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QNev
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 8:42 pm Post subject: |
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Jensen, saw the same thing at Boston Pizza. I walk in there and there's some old dude with everything down around his ankles, peeing. Gravity is a bitch.
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hammy
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| Posted: Jul 14, 2008 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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Jensen, sorry, my ass fuzz needed some air.
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J_DOGG
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| Posted: Jul 15, 2008 2:56 am Post subject: |
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| Dragonlady8 wrote: | | Can't you just leave them around the knees like we do? |
Not all guys do that - I prefer your method.
My reason being I don't want anything but my feet touching the floor.
Never understood why a guy would let his pants touch the closest part of the floor to the stuff hole.....
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J_DOGG
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| Posted: Jul 15, 2008 2:58 am Post subject: |
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I thought of this song instantly----
Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know
Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
Im your average white, suburbanized slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
Im an door knob (hes an door knob,what an door knob)
Im an door knob (hes an door knob, such an door knob)
I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"
Im an door knob (hes an door knob,what an door knob)
Im an door knob (hes the worlds biggest door knob)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
Im an door knob (hes an door knob,what an door knob)
Im an door knob (hes a real Bubb Rubbing door knob)
Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong...
Nah
Im an door knob (hes an door knob,what an door knob)
Im an door knob (hes the worlds biggest door knob)
You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
2 words, nuclear Bubb Rubbing weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say.....
(Hey! You know, you really are an door knob!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
Im an door knob (hes an door knob.what an door knob)
Im an door knob (hes the worlds biggest door knob)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Im an door knob and Im proud of it
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Dragonlady8
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| Posted: Jul 15, 2008 3:01 am Post subject: |
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| Jensen wrote: | | I walked into the bathroom at a restaurant last night to see some douchebag have his drawers dropped around his ankles at the urinal with his bare ass showing. who the Bubb Rubb does that? a 5 year old? |
Swass , how come you didn't tell the the NorCal gang you're visiting?
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Dave W
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| Posted: Jul 15, 2008 3:41 am Post subject: |
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| J_DOGG wrote: | | Dragonlady8 wrote: | | Can't you just leave them around the knees like we do? |
Not all guys do that - I prefer your method.
My reason being I don't want anything but my feet touching the floor.
Never understood why a guy would let his pants touch the closest part of the floor to the stuff hole..... |
My thinking is actually just the reverse. If I let my pants drop down they will pile up nicely on my shoes without anything touching the floor. If I try to keep them up around my knees they are pretty much guaranteed to be rubbing up against the dried pee encrusted front of the toilet.
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Lop
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| Posted: Jul 15, 2008 4:48 am Post subject: |
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| Dragonlady8 wrote: | It's not likely you're going to see anything when we're sitting down.
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What if they were doing the A C Slater?
Jensen We call this move the first grader. I performed this highly skilled stunt on the way to a float trip this last weekend on the side of a backroad... My buddy's wife was in tears from laughing so hard
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JoeyJojo
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City: Central Mississippi
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| Posted: Jul 15, 2008 6:49 am Post subject: |
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| Dragonlady8 wrote: | It's not likely you're going to see anything when we're sitting down.
But I have a question:
Why do guys have their pants/manties/chonies dropped down to their ankles when they're sitting on the pot?
Can't you just leave them around the knees like we do? |
me and my gf and her sister just had this discussion. gotta have airflow and to make sure your dangling participles don't touch the rim since a giant chunk of our seats are missing. =/
and larry craig says it isn't proper etiquette to just barge in. you sould have used the foot tapping method =P |
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Swass
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| Posted: Jul 15, 2008 6:56 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Bubb Rubb does that? a 5 year old? |
| Quote: | | Swass , how come you didn't tell the the NorCal gang you're visiting? |
It was like my second day of kindergarten - and yes, I was five!!!!  |
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