Da Mall

8824 · Posted: Dec 20, 2007 10:10 am Post subject: Da Mall

Public breast feeding and pumping Laughing

The retail mall interview in or near the food court Rolling Eyes

It is fun to mess with the interviewer, trying to be all serious.

Kids spilling drinks Laughing

and parents getting angry Mad

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The whatever stuff kiosk you have, I am not interested.

chavez · RIP MHL 04/25/1958 - 01/11/2006

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

The cell phone guys kill me. I avoid eye contact but still get the comments sometimes. Worst marketing idea ever.

boardordie · Posted: Dec 20, 2007 10:33 am Post subject:

One of the kiosk's at our local mall was selling a "new and improved" hair straightener. What woman would want a guy to straighten her hair with the same straightener he's used on everyone else? Ah sure, I'd love to have lice, let me just sit right down! Rolling Eyes

kmagnuss · Posted: Dec 20, 2007 10:40 am Post subject:

What about Friday and Saturday night's "gang night/pick up a ho" theme lately? Maybe that's just in Flint, but it's one of the reasons I avoid the mall.

Hollywood · Posted: Dec 20, 2007 10:47 am Post subject:

I go for the jail bait.

booby bunny · Posted: Dec 20, 2007 10:53 am Post subject: Re: Da Mall

kmagnuss · Posted: Dec 20, 2007 11:02 am Post subject:

Public breast feeding is just stupid. I would be p*ssed if my wife pulled that crap. Why can't they take the extra 5 minutes to walk out to the car to handle this? (probably could use the excercise anyway) Then you can lean back, listen to some tunes, and feed away and nobody will be walking by trying to get a glimpse of a nip.

Swass · Guest

Why that bothers anyone, I'll never know. It's a woman feeding her child - grow up and get over it.

jjaszkow · Posted: Dec 20, 2007 11:04 am Post subject:

I hate the kiosks

Come to think about it ... I hate the mall ... too many rude people.

Swass · Guest

booby bunny · Posted: Dec 20, 2007 11:12 am Post subject:

booby bunny · Posted: Dec 20, 2007 11:24 am Post subject:

Anyone trying to "get a glimpse" of a nursing duo is really a sick pervert, and most likely has that baby fetish thing.

I suspect that any of the men on this board who have watched their wives nurse their children know that working boobs are not playin' boobs.

When I do breastfeed in public, the reaction has never been one of lecherous old farts or teen boys trying to look at my breasts. The best was an old man who went and brought me a new water bottle. (thank you sir)

kmagnuss · Posted: Dec 20, 2007 11:48 am Post subject:

Eh, you can call me immature. That's fine. It's not me I care about maturity-wise. It just brings unnecessary commotion. Do you think a person sitting on a bench in the middle of a crowd gets the same looks as one breastfeeding. I know, I know...it's natural, the kid cries...blah blah. I've seen grown men and young boys alike turn a gawk at the sight. It has nothing to do with me. Unfortunately we as a society are not as mature as you would like them to be. Just as we will all never get along racially, but not everyone is a racist. (way off topic, I know) So call me what you will, I stand by my belief that it should be done elsewhere. Just as changing a babies stinky poop filled diapers should not be done in public, but rather in the bathroom where everyone else disposes of their waste.

pet575 · Posted: Dec 20, 2007 11:49 am Post subject:

I hate the person who wants to spray their new and exciting unisex perfume on you. Its like bug repellent, and they want to spray it whether you say yes or know.

I do enjoy the midget tossing kiosk they have at the local mall here, though. Nothing gets me in the holiday spirit like a nice midget tossing.

Ctipping · Posted: Dec 20, 2007 11:51 am Post subject:

muckmeister, run into this guy?

Swass · Guest

Ah, I see. It's actually everyone else that has the problem, but you'd rather force the woman to leave rather than force others to deal with their issues. That's pretty typical.

You're right about one thing - it is unnecessary commotion.

pet575 · Posted: Dec 20, 2007 11:54 am Post subject:

Hey, if that guy wants to wear a hat that is a different color than his shirt, leave him be.

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

booby bunny · Posted: Dec 20, 2007 1:57 pm Post subject:

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

chavez · RIP MHL 04/25/1958 - 01/11/2006

booby bunny, dragon88 doesn't count. He's a dirty hippie.

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

He's not in his early twenties or he'd be dragon86.

Hey maybe it was Tyler!!!! Shocked

I've seen these on most boats...

booby bunny · Posted: Dec 20, 2007 2:33 pm Post subject:

chavez, I've never actually met D88. There has been a Tyler on my boat, but I doubt it is the same one.

No I think he just was not freaked out about it. Either that or seeing a nursing boob was worth the tow. Either way, he still handled it well.
ontrider,
You have seen the international breast feeding symbol xed out on boats?
Gee, you'd think exposed breasts would be okay? Wink

Dragonlady8 · Black Widow Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 9198

Look....

if you Boys can scratch your crotch in public, wear your pants so far down that your ass crack and pubes in the front are showing when walking around and salivate over gods knows what you picked up in a bar.... what is the problem with breast feeding in public? Rolling Eyes

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

I'd just like to say that as soon as I read the part about breast feeding in the OP, I knew this was the direction this thread was headed. Thank you for not disappointing me.

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

Yeah, gays shouldn't be fed in public either.

booby bunny · Posted: Dec 20, 2007 2:48 pm Post subject:

ontrider, I can't tell if you are being a serious ass or just joking around.

Listen up gentlemen, if breast feeding offends you, don't look. It really is that simple.

LakeIolaLuke · Posted: Dec 20, 2007 2:57 pm Post subject:

booby bunny, Booby bunny, if those are your breasts in you're avatar, no young twenty year old would do a damn thing to stop you from whipping one out in front him

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

Does 'preferring not to see breastfeeding in certain places' constitute being a "serious ass"? That's pretty harsh, sorry for having an opinion.

kmagnuss · Posted: Dec 20, 2007 3:01 pm Post subject:

Well hey...since taking a leak is natural, I'm going to start p*ssing in the fountain in the middle of the food court. Dont look if you're offended by it. Because, we all know you're psychic enough to not look the direction while you're walking right past it. I mean, why would anyone expect me to walk to the bathroom when I can just drop trow and handle my business right there.

And feeding in YOUR boat is totally different than sitting down on a bench in the middle of a 10,000 person occupied mall and milking the flapjacks. It's not like you're going to jump out in a tube to feed your kid. Do you seriously believe that people aren't looking at you more while you're breastfeeding? Seriously.

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

kmagnuss, grow up.

eeven73 · Posted: Dec 20, 2007 3:07 pm Post subject:

P.O.O.P.

ohsix · Posted: Dec 20, 2007 3:10 pm Post subject:

booby bunny · Posted: Dec 20, 2007 3:17 pm Post subject:

How about this,

kmagnuss, It offends me to see you eat in a public mall. You must now go out to your car. Seeing you open your mouth, which is sexual to some, is offensive. You must never eat in public again.

This is the same argument you are using about breast feeding in public.