Who says men aren't sensitive ....

Dragonlady8 · Guest

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They
talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They
get back to his place, and as he shows her around
his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is
completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all
the way along the floor,cuddly medium-sized ones on a
shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the
top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would
have a collection of teddy bears, especially one
that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention
this to him, and actually is quite impressed by
his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then
they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.

After an intense night of passion with this
sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the
afterglow. The woman rolls over and asks, smiling,
"Well, how was it?"
The guy says, "Help yourself to any prize
from the bottom shelf." Shocked

ohsix · Posted: Jan 25, 2003 9:34 pm Post subject:

christy · Posted: Jan 25, 2003 9:49 pm Post subject:

Pretty funny.... I was thinking this guy must be a serious mama's boy or gay, until I got to the bottom. Not that sensitive guys are a bad thing..... just not stuffed animal collection sensitive.

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

hahahahaha. thats hillarious... the depressing thing is - it wouldn't surprise me if a story like that one was true... Laughing

Chales · Guest

I remember hearing on some game show that the (male) contestant collected barbies. That was a bit freaky, because he had a family and stuff and acted like it was the most normal thing in the world. I think it was Jeopardy.

*chris* · Addict Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 982

hahaha..too good. Very Happy

it is an idea though... Twisted Evil

Sarah · Outlaw Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 244 City: Manahawkin

what dose he do when they dont ask how it was? Question

Funkster · Posted: Jan 26, 2003 11:28 am Post subject:

Phantom,ha ha ha.. I need to try that one!!!

Jam · Outlaw Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 141 City: Indy

Phantom 2funny!!!
Hey funkster also try saying her mother was beter, or sister. and try hanging on.

Sean · Newbie Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 25 City: SF Bay Area

Sort of reminds me of a friend of mine. He had a lost and found box at his place, basically a shoebox full of all the stuff girls had left at his place... Things like hair elastics, underware, etc. If a girl would ask about something she forgot, he would tell them they could check the lost and found box and he would bring out the shoebox and let them dig through it. Shocked

I don't know how he got any second dates after that! Rolling Eyes

nick e[V]ans · Posted: Jan 27, 2003 3:36 am Post subject:

thats friggin hilarious, i'm lovin it, imagine the look on her face if he said the top shelf, lol, that would be the biggest shut down ever
nick

Dees · Posted: Jan 27, 2003 7:30 am Post subject:

the one on the bottom shelf were small, so I guess it was bad. The top shelf would of been the best of the three shelfs.

MobyRick · Outlaw Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 247 City: Greer, SC

We can also be charitable:

A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to find her
husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm
out of the house, her husband called out "Perhaps you should hear how
all this came about. . .

"I was driving home on the highway when I saw this young woman looking
tired and bedraggled. I brought her home and made her a meal from the
roast beef you had forgotten about in the fridge.

"She was bare-footed so I gave her your good sandals which you had
discarded because they had gone out of style.

"She was cold so I gave her the sweater which I bought for you for your
birthday but you never wore because the color didn't suit you.

"Her pants were torn, so I gave her a pair of your jeans, which were
perfectly good, but too small for you now.

"Then just as she was about to leave, she asked, 'Is there anything else
your wife doesn't use anymore?'" Cool

impulse · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 807 City: Snyder,TX

Hehehe those are really good. Makes this tuesday not so bad.

Jam · Outlaw Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 141 City: Indy

Just makes me wonder if it worked.

Grouch · Posted: Jan 28, 2003 1:18 pm Post subject:

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope. He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes.....
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex............. with the bride.

He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding. After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"......... He turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!", and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,......... "I'm out of here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as if nothing was wrong.

His revenge: Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests for a wedding and reception. Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends and their entire families.

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

wow----i think if it was my daughter she would be paying it all back with a 25%apr

Sean_Brinston · Posted: Jan 28, 2003 1:56 pm Post subject:

man i would of gotten more revenge then that,

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

i don't think it is possible to get more revenge unless u were to like burn down their house----32,000$ is a whole F****** lot

Grouch · Posted: Jan 28, 2003 2:08 pm Post subject:

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you... I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

B-rad · Posted: Jan 28, 2003 2:47 pm Post subject:

Keep em' coming, these are some good ones.

Grouch · Posted: Jan 28, 2003 2:52 pm Post subject:

A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. And if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.

Further studies are expected.

Shocked

Grouch · Posted: Jan 28, 2003 2:54 pm Post subject:

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Maxwell House". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Maxwell House jar. It said, "good, till the last drop".

Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, she read from the B & H pack: "Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then, after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it shaky words: "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages, fearing the worst and finally and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways".

Mom fainted.

Grouch · Posted: Jan 28, 2003 2:56 pm Post subject:

Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors.

He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt when we get back home."

"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny...At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"

The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."

He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good?"

The mother said a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes ... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"

Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause he sure as stuff can't wear glasses "