Happy Monday!!

ky1e · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 2693

My buddy sent me this at about 6 this morning. Just when he thought he was going to have a relaxing last two hours of his ER shift this comes in. Guesses welcome.

finkle · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 4067

A light of some kind?

Retro microphone?

Okie Boarder · Ladies Man Joined: 03 Mar 2008 Posts: 10056 City: Edmond

I'm thinking one of those small LED flashlights.

ky1e · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 2693

Nope, and nope. Good guesses though, I was stumped when he sent it to me. At first I thought he was just f-ing with me and it was some old school scope that actually gets inserted but it is not the case.

The only thing else I know (besides for what it is but i will allow for some more guesses) is that is a male in his 60's.

goofyboy · Posted: Oct 17, 2011 7:36 am Post subject:

personal messager?

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

Ouch!!!! Vibrator?!?!

JoeyJojo · Posted: Oct 17, 2011 8:43 am Post subject:

Looks like a condom with a vibrator in it, may that's a AA battery?

chavez · RIP MHL 04/25/1958 - 01/11/2006

Whatever it is, it has a set screw on the bottom of it.

goofyboy · Posted: Oct 17, 2011 8:59 am Post subject:

egg beater?

Chattwake · Posted: Oct 17, 2011 8:59 am Post subject:

PEPPER GRINDER FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eich82 · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 860 City: MTP

Kind of looks like a pepper mill.

When my fiance was doing rotations in med school, they had a guy come in with a butternut squash up his ass. Shocked

They literally had someone run to the store, get a corkscrew, sterilized the corkscrew and just it as a handle to pull the squash out. That's not even close to the craziest/nastiest story I've heard from her and her coworkers. Let's just say there are some serious weirdos out there.

Hollywood · Posted: Oct 17, 2011 9:40 am Post subject:

Definitely see a spring and a battery. I'll go with a mini-massager as well.

Chattwake · Posted: Oct 17, 2011 10:23 am Post subject:

Well?

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

not a vibrator/mini-massager. or messager, for that matter.

goofyboy · Posted: Oct 17, 2011 11:08 am Post subject:

sander drill attachment.

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

Looks like something that fell out the bottom of haugy's jeep.

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

anyone shocked that ontrider's 1st post in a year is about something shoved up someone's ass?

arof · Posted: Oct 17, 2011 11:18 am Post subject:

jt09, just confirms what we all knew! Colorful

think someone cracked his account?

Welcome back Ontrider

chavez · RIP MHL 04/25/1958 - 01/11/2006

J-Ro · Posted: Oct 17, 2011 11:49 am Post subject:

It's a piece of fuccilli pasta.....

"One in a million shot Doc....one in a million shot"

"Rectum? Hardly knew him"

Blue22V · Soul Rider Joined: 19 Mar 2004 Posts: 290 City: Double Oak

Is it an erectile pump?

Jensen · Posted: Oct 17, 2011 11:56 am Post subject:

looks like one of those kids candy spinning sucker things.

Lop · Posted: Oct 17, 2011 1:32 pm Post subject:

JoeyJojo · Posted: Oct 17, 2011 1:52 pm Post subject:

The bacteriophage like shape (minus the legs) is throwing me off a bit. WTH is it?

J-Ro · Posted: Oct 17, 2011 2:02 pm Post subject:

The bottom part is a AA battery in a housing but can't figure out the top.

Lop · Posted: Oct 17, 2011 2:06 pm Post subject:

I would say those are at least C cells

Lop · Posted: Oct 17, 2011 2:07 pm Post subject:

It also looks like there is a Phillips screw in the bottom

pyrocasto · Posted: Oct 17, 2011 3:20 pm Post subject:

Alien satellite dish.

JoeyJojo · Posted: Oct 17, 2011 6:24 pm Post subject:

Damnit! Tell us what it is! Please!

tball · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 24 Feb 2004 Posts: 3953

Christmas ornament?

ridininmd · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 16 Feb 2006 Posts: 1231

JoeyJojo · Posted: Oct 17, 2011 7:23 pm Post subject:

It is most certainly a AA battery. You can make out the spring at the bottom and the bump at the top. That is probably an electrical trace sticking out to the side, not a screw. Electrical connections are seen running up the side at the "head", but I cannot for the life of me figure out what the thing up at the top sticking out could be. The head is obviously very dense, so some sort of metal is used there.

Sinkoumn · Posted: Oct 17, 2011 9:20 pm Post subject:

It's obviously not an "Aubs frontal "oops I'm on the beach" shot"...so my guess would be that it is a AA screwdriver shoved up the naughty place.

goofyboy · Posted: Oct 18, 2011 3:40 am Post subject:

electrode?

Hollywood · Posted: Oct 18, 2011 8:48 am Post subject: