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PostPosted: Nov 19, 2012 1:03 pm    Post subject: White elephant/ Gag Christmas present ideas? Reply with quote

Looking for some ideas on this, but not cheesy ones like reindeer or snowman poop. Can be naughty ones too.

I've been thinking of two hard boiled eggs in a sac with a length of smoked sausage in the middle, then a Note saying everyone enjoys a little sausage in em.

Things along those lines.

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PostPosted: Nov 19, 2012 1:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always like to go with the "As Seen on TV" gifts. Always some good ones there.
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PostPosted: Nov 19, 2012 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mitt romney chia head.
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PostPosted: Nov 19, 2012 1:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lava lamps
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PostPosted: Nov 19, 2012 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

last year I wrapped up all my old porn dvds. That went over well.
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PostPosted: Nov 19, 2012 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jt09 wrote:
last year I wrapped up all my old porn dvds. That went over well.


So you ended up keeping the newer ones?
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PostPosted: Nov 19, 2012 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shakeweights are always a classic. If you're looking for something extreme/unforgettable I once went to a party with an anonymous exchange and someone put a dead squirrel in a shoebox and wrapped it. Sure as hell will never forget the girl's face when she opened it.
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PostPosted: Nov 19, 2012 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about one of these?



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PostPosted: Nov 19, 2012 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Every One wants a lawn jockey



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PostPosted: Nov 19, 2012 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I need one for Friday, so I can't really order one online in time. I might try and re gift something stupid I have laying around, like the 4 pint glasses with my employers name on it.

Or get a sterile eye pad from the drug store and put it in my iPad box. Wonder if that would piss someone off.... Ha ha

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PostPosted: Nov 19, 2012 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fat porn is even better. Never fails that it ends up getting watched by the end of the party.
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PostPosted: Nov 19, 2012 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Adult "novelty" store.... Those places are a gold mine for NSFW white elephant gifts.
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PostPosted: Nov 19, 2012 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fish6942 wrote:
jt09 wrote:
last year I wrapped up all my old porn dvds. That went over well.


So you ended up keeping the newer ones?



Newer ones? No one buys dvd's anymore. They just stream it.
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PostPosted: Nov 19, 2012 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What is this "DVD" of which you speak?
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PostPosted: Nov 19, 2012 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm going with a neon LIVE NUDES sign this year.



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PostPosted: Nov 19, 2012 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, no new ones. just a true porn or two that dpierce left when he moved and a bunch of girls gone wild dvds.
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PostPosted: Nov 19, 2012 7:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blue22V wrote:
Every One wants a lawn jockey


The original ones are the real keepers.

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