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3MileBayWaker Soul Rider
Joined: 14 Jan 2011 Posts: 256 City: Syracuse, NY
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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 1:03 pm Post subject: White elephant/ Gag Christmas present ideas? |
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Looking for some ideas on this, but not cheesy ones like reindeer or snowman poop. Can be naughty ones too.
I've been thinking of two hard boiled eggs in a sac with a length of smoked sausage in the middle, then a Note saying everyone enjoys a little sausage in em.
Things along those lines.
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eich82 Addict
Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 860 City: MTP
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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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I always like to go with the "As Seen on TV" gifts. Always some good ones there.
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STPHNSN23 Guest
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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 1:13 pm Post subject: |
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mitt romney chia head.
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Faust Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 20 May 2005 Posts: 1496
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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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Lava lamps
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jt09 Ladies Man
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin
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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 1:43 pm Post subject: |
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last year I wrapped up all my old porn dvds. That went over well.
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fish6942 Addict
Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Posts: 603
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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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jt09 wrote: | last year I wrapped up all my old porn dvds. That went over well. |
So you ended up keeping the newer ones?
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GnarShredd Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 16 Jun 2009 Posts: 2310 City: St Pete.
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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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Shakeweights are always a classic. If you're looking for something extreme/unforgettable I once went to a party with an anonymous exchange and someone put a dead squirrel in a shoebox and wrapped it. Sure as hell will never forget the girl's face when she opened it.
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ChrisG Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 24 May 2005 Posts: 1123 City: Brentwood, CA
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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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How about one of these?
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Blue22V Soul Rider
Joined: 19 Mar 2004 Posts: 290 City: Double Oak
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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 2:35 pm Post subject: |
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Every One wants a lawn jockey
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3MileBayWaker Soul Rider
Joined: 14 Jan 2011 Posts: 256 City: Syracuse, NY
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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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I need one for Friday, so I can't really order one online in time. I might try and re gift something stupid I have laying around, like the 4 pint glasses with my employers name on it.
Or get a sterile eye pad from the drug store and put it in my iPad box. Wonder if that would piss someone off.... Ha ha
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pet575 Wakeboarder.com Freak
Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 3630 City: Kansas City, MO
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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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Fat porn is even better. Never fails that it ends up getting watched by the end of the party.
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E.J. Ladies Man
Joined: 15 Jan 2003 Posts: 7597 City: Mogadishu
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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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Adult "novelty" store.... Those places are a gold mine for NSFW white elephant gifts.
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mgs917 Addict
Joined: 17 Sep 2008 Posts: 532 City: Spartanburg
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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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fish6942 wrote: | jt09 wrote: | last year I wrapped up all my old porn dvds. That went over well. |
So you ended up keeping the newer ones? |
Newer ones? No one buys dvd's anymore. They just stream it.
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Neognosis Ladies Man
Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster
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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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What is this "DVD" of which you speak?
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tball Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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I'm going with a neon LIVE NUDES sign this year.
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jt09 Ladies Man
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin
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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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yeah, no new ones. just a true porn or two that dpierce left when he moved and a bunch of girls gone wild dvds.
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Dragonlady8 Black Widow
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Posted: Nov 19, 2012 7:53 pm Post subject: |
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Blue22V wrote: | Every One wants a lawn jockey |
The original ones are the real keepers.
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