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ky1e Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 6:46 am Post subject: Happy Monday!! |
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My buddy sent me this at about 6 this morning. Just when he thought he was going to have a relaxing last two hours of his ER shift this comes in. Guesses welcome.
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finkle Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 6:58 am Post subject: |
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A light of some kind?
Retro microphone?
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Okie Boarder Ladies Man
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 7:01 am Post subject: |
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I'm thinking one of those small LED flashlights.
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ky1e Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 7:11 am Post subject: |
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Nope, and nope. Good guesses though, I was stumped when he sent it to me. At first I thought he was just f-ing with me and it was some old school scope that actually gets inserted but it is not the case.
The only thing else I know (besides for what it is but i will allow for some more guesses) is that is a male in his 60's.
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goofyboy Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 7:36 am Post subject: |
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personal messager?
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Aubs Motorboat Queen
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 7:50 am Post subject: |
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Ouch!!!! Vibrator?!?!
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JoeyJojo Addict
Joined: 08 Aug 2003 Posts: 754 City: Central Mississippi
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 8:43 am Post subject: |
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Looks like a condom with a vibrator in it, may that's a AA battery?
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chavez Ladies Man
Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 27375 City: Roseville
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 8:53 am Post subject: |
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Whatever it is, it has a set screw on the bottom of it.
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goofyboy Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 8:59 am Post subject: |
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egg beater?
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Chattwake Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 8:59 am Post subject: |
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PEPPER GRINDER FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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eich82 Addict
Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 860 City: MTP
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 9:01 am Post subject: |
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Kind of looks like a pepper mill.
When my fiance was doing rotations in med school, they had a guy come in with a butternut squash up his ass. They literally had someone run to the store, get a corkscrew, sterilized the corkscrew and just it as a handle to pull the squash out. That's not even close to the craziest/nastiest story I've heard from her and her coworkers. Let's just say there are some serious weirdos out there.
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Hollywood PityDaFool Who Posts This Much
Joined: 01 Oct 2003 Posts: 5601 City: Door Knob
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 9:40 am Post subject: |
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Definitely see a spring and a battery. I'll go with a mini-massager as well.
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Chattwake Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 10:23 am Post subject: |
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Well?
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jt09 Ladies Man
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 11:02 am Post subject: |
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not a vibrator/mini-massager. or messager, for that matter.
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goofyboy Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 11:08 am Post subject: |
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sander drill attachment.
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ontrider Ladies Man
Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 11:09 am Post subject: |
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Looks like something that fell out the bottom of haugy's jeep.
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jt09 Ladies Man
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 11:16 am Post subject: |
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anyone shocked that ontrider's 1st post in a year is about something shoved up someone's ass?
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arof Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 11:18 am Post subject: |
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jt09, just confirms what we all knew!
think someone cracked his account?
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chavez Ladies Man
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 11:26 am Post subject: |
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jt09 wrote: | anyone shocked that ontrider's 1st post in a year is about something shoved up someone's ass? |
Welcome back Mr Ontrider.
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 11:49 am Post subject: |
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It's a piece of fuccilli pasta.....
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Blue22V Soul Rider
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 11:55 am Post subject: |
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Is it an erectile pump?
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Jensen Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 11:56 am Post subject: |
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looks like one of those kids candy spinning sucker things.
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Lop Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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Blue22V wrote: | Is it an erectile pump? |
You're doing it wrong...
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JoeyJojo Addict
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 1:52 pm Post subject: |
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The bacteriophage like shape (minus the legs) is throwing me off a bit. WTH is it?
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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The bottom part is a AA battery in a housing but can't figure out the top.
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Lop Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 2:06 pm Post subject: |
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I would say those are at least C cells
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Lop Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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It also looks like there is a Phillips screw in the bottom
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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Alien satellite dish.
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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Damnit! Tell us what it is! Please!
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 7:05 pm Post subject: |
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Christmas ornament?
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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It is most certainly a AA battery. You can make out the spring at the bottom and the bump at the top. That is probably an electrical trace sticking out to the side, not a screw. Electrical connections are seen running up the side at the "head", but I cannot for the life of me figure out what the thing up at the top sticking out could be. The head is obviously very dense, so some sort of metal is used there.
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Sinkoumn Wakeboarder.Commie
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Posted: Oct 17, 2011 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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It's obviously not an "Aubs frontal "oops I'm on the beach" shot"...so my guess would be that it is a AA screwdriver shoved up the naughty place.
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goofyboy Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Oct 18, 2011 3:40 am Post subject: |
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electrode?
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Posted: Oct 18, 2011 8:48 am Post subject: |
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jt09 wrote: | anyone shocked that ontrider's 1st post in a year is about something shoved up his ass? |
why do you say it's not a massager?
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