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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 6:46 am    Post subject: Happy Monday!! Reply with quote

My buddy sent me this at about 6 this morning. Just when he thought he was going to have a relaxing last two hours of his ER shift this comes in. Guesses welcome.



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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 6:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A light of some kind?

Retro microphone?

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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 7:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm thinking one of those small LED flashlights.
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 7:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nope, and nope. Good guesses though, I was stumped when he sent it to me. At first I thought he was just f-ing with me and it was some old school scope that actually gets inserted but it is not the case.

The only thing else I know (besides for what it is but i will allow for some more guesses) is that is a male in his 60's.

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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 7:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

personal messager?
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 7:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ouch!!!! Vibrator?!?!
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 8:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks like a condom with a vibrator in it, may that's a AA battery?
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 8:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whatever it is, it has a set screw on the bottom of it.
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

egg beater?
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PEPPER GRINDER FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 9:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kind of looks like a pepper mill.

When my fiance was doing rotations in med school, they had a guy come in with a butternut squash up his ass. Shocked They literally had someone run to the store, get a corkscrew, sterilized the corkscrew and just it as a handle to pull the squash out. That's not even close to the craziest/nastiest story I've heard from her and her coworkers. Let's just say there are some serious weirdos out there.
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 9:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Definitely see a spring and a battery. I'll go with a mini-massager as well.
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well?
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

not a vibrator/mini-massager. or messager, for that matter.
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sander drill attachment.
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks like something that fell out the bottom of haugy's jeep.
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

anyone shocked that ontrider's 1st post in a year is about something shoved up someone's ass?
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jt09, just confirms what we all knew! Colorful

think someone cracked his account?

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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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anyone shocked that ontrider's 1st post in a year is about something shoved up someone's ass?


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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a piece of fuccilli pasta.....

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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it an erectile pump?
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

looks like one of those kids candy spinning sucker things.

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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 1:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You're doing it wrong...

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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 1:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The bacteriophage like shape (minus the legs) is throwing me off a bit. WTH is it?
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The bottom part is a AA battery in a housing but can't figure out the top.
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would say those are at least C cells
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It also looks like there is a Phillips screw in the bottom
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 3:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alien satellite dish.
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damnit! Tell us what it is! Please!
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Christmas ornament?
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is most certainly a AA battery. You can make out the spring at the bottom and the bump at the top. That is probably an electrical trace sticking out to the side, not a screw. Electrical connections are seen running up the side at the "head", but I cannot for the life of me figure out what the thing up at the top sticking out could be. The head is obviously very dense, so some sort of metal is used there.
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PostPosted: Oct 17, 2011 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's obviously not an "Aubs frontal "oops I'm on the beach" shot"...so my guess would be that it is a AA screwdriver shoved up the naughty place.
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PostPosted: Oct 18, 2011 3:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

electrode?
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PostPosted: Oct 18, 2011 8:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jt09 wrote:
anyone shocked that ontrider's 1st post in a year is about something shoved up his ass?


why do you say it's not a massager?

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