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Chattwake
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 Posted: Dec 09, 2010 2:45 pm Post subject: Best.Watch.Ever. |
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or perhapse the best amazon item ever! Just read the amazing reviews for this watch!
http://www.amazon.com/Zenith-96-0529-4035-Tourbillon-Titanium-Chronograph/dp/B001K3IXW8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=watches&qid=1291934541&sr=1-1
Buy it now and save $58,000.01!!!
Deal of the century!
Just read those reviews!
| Quote: | | The Zenith Men's Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch or Z.M.D.X.T.B.T.C.M. as I like to call it, is by far the most awesome watch. Chuck Norris riding into the Super Bowl on the back of Godzilla and round house kicking the crowd is no where near as awesome as this priceless poon magnet. When I was just moments from sending my $100k to some needy neo-hippie help group, I stumbled onto this gem. It was like the heavens opened and Jesus himself appeared with this same watch on. I mean how can you not follow Jesus when he's rocking a watch of this caliber. So I asked "What would Jesus do?" Jesus pimp smacked me and said "Forget those hippies, buy the watch!" I was like "HECK YEAH." I busted out my Discover card and bought this rocking piece of art. I mean its art but its also practical too. Like when I take my summer trips to the Marianas Trench, I have no more worries that I am going to miss Tea Time back on the yacht, because water ruined my watch again. It can withstand the immense pressures of the deep due to the wicked awesome titanium. Deep seas, cant beat this. Bullets cant beat this. Heck, I can deflect cruise missiles and the apocalypse. With a watch like this you don't need to tell time, you tell people what time it is. |
| Quote: | When I first bought this watch I had buyer's remorse. How could I possibly justify spending $[...] on a watch when I drive a 1992 Ford Festiva don't even own a home?
Then the most amazing this happened. Last night I was out at a bar with some friends. I walked up to the amazingly beautiful woman, and she looked at me, then my watch, and said the most wonderful thing, "Nice Watch." I took that opening and asked her for her number, and she laughed and told me to go away. Normally women just laugh and tell me to go away, so this was a huge improvement and worth every penny. |
| Quote: | I think a proper review of this watch needs to be done categorically.
Awesomeness: As one reviewer succintly put it, this watch is more awesome than Chuck Norris riding Godzilla. However, that statement indicates that the reviewer clearly has not realized the full awesomness of the watch, as depicted by its "Pandora Setting" whereby a holographic image of Chuck Norris suplexing Gandhi is displayed in full scale. When I first saw it I thought "yeah, that's pretty awesome, but what if I want him to do something different like punching Rosie O'donnel in the face?" Well, my friends, that option can be downloaded straight from the watch's own satellite.
Value: Poor people can't buy it, which makes it automatically better. The sad-face expressions on people at the soup kitchen when I show it off are beyond priceless. One time I made a guy think I was going to give it to him because he liked it, but then I was like "naw man, you would probably just sell it and buy a house or something. That's lame."
Ability to conquer foreign lands: This watch actually caused several earthquakes in third-world countries when I set my alarm for multiple time zones.
Ability to offend hippies: It offends hippies. All of them.
Ability to offend bleeding-heart whiners: This one chick was like "you could sell that and build a house for poor people!" And I was like "yeah, I totally could. But that would be stupid because then I wouldn't have this awesome watch." She was upset, which was pretty cool.
Ability to cure disease: If everyone bought this watch, absolutely no money would go to disease research and all the people with disease would die so all the disease would die with them. It's sound logic and in the owner's manual for the watch.
Ability to stop terrorists: I would say that Jack Bauer wears this watch, but this watch actually wears Jack Bauer as an accessory.
Faults: There is only one fault with this watch -- that it is priced low enough for wannabes and posers to buy it. I want a watch that only the most elite can afford; I don't want to see Joe Blow wearing this watch because then I would have to throw it away. That's why it got four stars instead of five.
Also, I bought two of them because I like to put them both in a cage and watch them fight for my love. |
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Chattwake
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| Posted: Dec 09, 2010 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | this watch is an artifact of great power and great mystery.
Its power is exceeded only by its mystery, and strangely, its mystery is exceeded only by its power.
be careful, tends to become self-aware and plot the extermination of mankind.
had to return 2 because of that.
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| Quote: | Everyone already knows how amazing the Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch is; I mean that literally. It's a little known fact that at birth the first thing a child witnesses is the amazingness of this watch. This has happened to every human being ever born. Stephen Hawking shared this with me as I told him the story of how, thanks to the Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch, I was finally able to defeat Voldemort and save, like, everyone.
I don't want to be too spoilery for all you Muggles waiting for The Deathly Hallows Pt. 2 to come out in the cinema next year, but I totally kill Voldemort in the end. Yeah, it's pretty awesome. It got a bit iffy there for a bit, especially since my Zenith Ultra-BadAss Phoenix Feather Wand 73.129.629KILL was broken by Hermione. When I originally got my wand I opted out of the extended warranty, and Mr. Olivander was no longer offering the $41,291.99 wand upgrade package that he was famous for; I was in quite the pickle and needed something fast.
I called the two people I knew I could trust to help me through my dilemma: Barack Obama and Optimus Prime. I was inspired after hearing that the Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch was not only responsible for Obama defeating McCain, but for Optimus and the Autobots defeating the Decepticons. So, I bit the bullet and decided to go for it; I even sprung for the 1-day shipping even though it was $29.95. Anyway, long story short is that the day I got myZenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch (which I like to call Adam The Question Mark-1) is the same day I fulfilled my destiny and killed Voldemort.
Since then I've actually purchased three more of the Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch and my life has been getting better and better. I hooked up with my ginger best friend's ginger sister, Oprah is retiring, and I just found out that Morgan Freeman is my real Dad. Oh, and he really is God; I thought it was just a role he played in the movies. Yeah, it turns out the whole Voldemort affair was kinda unnecessary... |
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savage3221
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L.O.L. I love those types of postings. Some of those were so cleverly crafted too. Definitely a good laugh.
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wakeboarderdave1
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| Posted: Dec 09, 2010 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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I like this one better.
| http://gizmodo.com/5709738/guy-tries-to-sell-watch-for-995-gets-66100 wrote: |
Guy Tries to Sell Watch for $9.95, Gets $66,100
That smiling white-haired guy with the wine glass is Bob, a Navy doctor who put his watch for sale on eBay for $9.95. He got it cheap at a Navy Exchange fifty-two years ago. The final auction price: $66,100.
The reason isn't that Bob and his watch got to party with Superman (yes, that's Christoper Reeve). It's a lot better than that.
Soon after posting it in eBay, the price skyrocketed to $30,000. After talking with his son, they found out that the watch was a collector's item coveted by watch nutters all over the world: The Rolex Submariner Ref 5510, nicknamed the Bond Rolex because Sean Connery wore the same model in Dr. No, Goldfinger and Thunderball. Bob's Submariner is not the actual watch used by Bond, however. He bought it on a Navy Exchange on a lost rock called Kwajalien Atoll.
He's probably very happy with the sale, but I'm sure the buyer is much happier: The same watch with a different wristband was sold for $100,000 at an auction in 2008. |
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haha "normally women just laugh and tell me to go away.."
wakeboarderdave1, jesus christ!! 
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| Quote: | $9.95 shipping.....Outrageous!
I had decided on this watch, but then I noticed the shipping charge. Outrageous! I'm shelling out close to 100k, and they want me to take care of the shipping too. Forget it |
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