Heading to Florida next week

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

Sup bro's. I just put a bid down on this puppy - http://cgi.ebay.com/Red-Bull-Hat-Cap-All-White-7-3-8-NEW-and-RARE-/170496385536?cmd=ViewItem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item27b2606200

I'm heading to the not so dirty part of the south next week and am hitting the beach. Just wondering what surf chicks like down there. Should I shave my chest or wax it? Or just go Sellick?

JV · Posted: Jun 11, 2010 5:50 pm Post subject:

I saw the thread title and immediately wanted to remind the poster to bring his Red Bull hat...then I realized the poster was you, and you'd be two steps ahead of me.

Craig-R · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 19 Dec 2008 Posts: 1676

i was wishing you were serious and coming to miami to we could get a beer haha Embarassed

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

only you and kyle would bid on a Red Bull hat, Ont.

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

Craig-R, if I was going to Florida, it would not be Miami!!! Laughing

ky1e · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 2693

ontrider, I think a Brazilian/ass wax would be your best bet. They don't like the crack hair showing. You would be better off with the Christian Troy chest hair because if you go Robin Williams it will be a very painful surf. Don't go with the white red bull hat. They will know for sure it is a fake. Also you might want to goto the skateshop to get some tight jeans and a pair of high top Nike sb's. 6.0s will just give away that the hat is a fake. Make your Canadian accent as thick as possible and make sure to only drink tropical drinks that come with an umbrella. This should give you a pretty good chance of pullin some surfer girl tail Laughing

_bruky · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 24 May 2009 Posts: 1201

That hat is shopped.