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PostPosted: Jan 25, 2003 7:26 am    Post subject: Making Sandwiches (SEX) Reply with quote

A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices
that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.

Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!

Laugh

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PostPosted: Jan 25, 2003 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What happens if she says
tomatoe, Peanut butter?
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PostPosted: Jan 25, 2003 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that depends if it's the crunchy or creamy
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PostPosted: Jan 25, 2003 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You need help. Shocked j/k
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PostPosted: Jan 25, 2003 9:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

either way...... wouldnt be good
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PostPosted: Jan 25, 2003 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is classic..ha ha!! Wouldn't that suck??
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PostPosted: Jan 25, 2003 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes i think my bro might end up in excruciating pain if he made sandwiches in his room ------my mom would never stand for food in the bedrooms
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PostPosted: Jan 25, 2003 1:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahaha it went from funny to completely nasty in like 3 posts.
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PostPosted: Jan 25, 2003 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ive herd that one a fair share of times
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PostPosted: Jan 25, 2003 7:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh that poor lil kid..

that's almost as bad as the old guy who was jumping on the diving board today while i was lifeguarding and his bathing suit ripped & everything just like popped out. omg it was HORRIBLE
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PostPosted: Jan 25, 2003 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ewww! ha-ha.... he was trying to flash you, aubs! Just tell him, no mayo in the pool, please.
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PostPosted: Jan 25, 2003 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Jan 25, 2003 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks like neoprene depends. That must have been insanely embarrassing! Not only for him, but for everyone else in the boat as well.
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PostPosted: Jan 25, 2003 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Jan 25, 2003 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like he just wants to board naked! j/k Wink
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PostPosted: Jan 25, 2003 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Jan 26, 2003 7:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

u guys have no idea. he goes to jump into the pool & me & my friend were watchin the deep end where the diving board is and next thing u kno... his bathingsuit rips and it all just comes out. it was nasty...
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PostPosted: Jan 26, 2003 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gross.
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PostPosted: Jan 26, 2003 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll take my sandwich w/o any cheese please.
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