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core-rider Addict
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 531 City: Huntsville, AL
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Posted: Jan 25, 2003 7:26 am Post subject: Making Sandwiches (SEX) |
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A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices
that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!
_________________ Jason
www.wakefactory.net
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Offdapeggs Criminal
Joined: 25 Jan 2003 Posts: 54 City: Tulsa, Ok
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Posted: Jan 25, 2003 8:55 am Post subject: |
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What happens if she says
tomatoe, Peanut butter? |
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SupraBoarder Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 1316 City: Atlanta GA...Fair Play SC.... and St Petersburg FL
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Posted: Jan 25, 2003 9:08 am Post subject: |
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that depends if it's the crunchy or creamy _________________ Weight it, Gas it, Crank it, and just rip. |
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Alan Whitaker Outlaw
Joined: 19 Jan 2003 Posts: 116 City: Whiteland
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Posted: Jan 25, 2003 9:11 am Post subject: |
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You need help. j/k _________________ Hard Work/Work Hard = SUCCESS |
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Kai Soul Rider
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 287
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Posted: Jan 25, 2003 9:23 am Post subject: |
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either way...... wouldnt be good |
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Funkster Old School Freak
Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 1327 City: Sea-town
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Posted: Jan 25, 2003 11:24 am Post subject: |
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That is classic..ha ha!! Wouldn't that suck?? _________________ If you wanna make it,
you can't fake it,
you gotta live it.
A-town army reppin' to the fullest....holla. |
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JHrod Wakeboarder.com Freak
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144
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Posted: Jan 25, 2003 11:26 am Post subject: |
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yes i think my bro might end up in excruciating pain if he made sandwiches in his room ------my mom would never stand for food in the bedrooms |
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SupraBoarder Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 1316 City: Atlanta GA...Fair Play SC.... and St Petersburg FL
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Posted: Jan 25, 2003 1:28 pm Post subject: |
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hahahaha it went from funny to completely nasty in like 3 posts. _________________ Weight it, Gas it, Crank it, and just rip. |
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Sean_Brinston Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1259 City: Alliston Ontario
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Posted: Jan 25, 2003 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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Ive herd that one a fair share of times _________________ Ontario Rider
Id rather be wakeboarding
Rip Mark Kenney |
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Aubs Motorboat Queen
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167
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Posted: Jan 25, 2003 7:53 pm Post subject: |
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oh that poor lil kid..
that's almost as bad as the old guy who was jumping on the diving board today while i was lifeguarding and his bathing suit ripped & everything just like popped out. omg it was HORRIBLE |
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christy Soul Rider
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 365 City: Raleigh, NC
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Posted: Jan 25, 2003 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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ewww! ha-ha.... he was trying to flash you, aubs! Just tell him, no mayo in the pool, please. |
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ohsix PityDaFool Who Posts This Much
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 6837
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Posted: Jan 25, 2003 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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christy Soul Rider
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 365 City: Raleigh, NC
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Posted: Jan 25, 2003 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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Looks like neoprene depends. That must have been insanely embarrassing! Not only for him, but for everyone else in the boat as well. |
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ohsix PityDaFool Who Posts This Much
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Posted: Jan 25, 2003 8:58 pm Post subject: |
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christy Soul Rider
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 365 City: Raleigh, NC
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Posted: Jan 25, 2003 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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Sounds like he just wants to board naked! j/k |
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ohsix PityDaFool Who Posts This Much
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Posted: Jan 25, 2003 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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Aubs Motorboat Queen
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167
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Posted: Jan 26, 2003 7:16 am Post subject: |
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u guys have no idea. he goes to jump into the pool & me & my friend were watchin the deep end where the diving board is and next thing u kno... his bathingsuit rips and it all just comes out. it was nasty... |
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Heezey Soul Rider
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 352 City: New Braunfels, Tx
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Posted: Jan 26, 2003 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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Gross. _________________ www.texasskiranch.com
GET OFF THE SHED!! |
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Jam Outlaw
Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 141 City: Indy
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Posted: Jan 26, 2003 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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I'll take my sandwich w/o any cheese please. _________________ wake up and get HIGH |
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