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How a girl should answer when given an engagement ring!

 
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2010 11:14 am    Post subject: How a girl should answer when given an engagement ring! Reply with quote

I submit for your approval... exibit A! Shocked

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/hillary-duff-teaches-all-girls-how-to-handle-getting-engaged/

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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2010 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

good girl. THAT's why you got the ring...

she has the most amazing DSLs though... always thought so.

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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2010 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and that is the last one he will ever get. Shocked
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2010 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DSLs...had to sound that one out, ha.

I <3 mouth hugs. If that checkbox doesn't get crossed of it's a deal breaker.
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2010 12:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fan-freaking-tastic.
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2010 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

» Ignatz said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:40 }
Yeah, the most expensive knobber in history.

» Frolf Pro said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:06 }
“Diamonds…..because she’ll pretty much have to”

» Teabags said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:55 }
Awesome. Unfortunately for him, after the wedding, those will become rare (at least with her).

» kain said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:22 }
God I hope you mean “let him give her anal”. I don’t know, maybe he’s curious.

» Buddy Revel said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:05 }
Holy stuff, she really does carry the flag for female reaction.
1. Cry
2. Text friends
3. Obligatory pole smoking

» J Cubed said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:43 }
by the smile he has I bet she’s sucking the bed sheets right into his butt cheeks, what a good girl, Mikey taught her well

» bobby bag of donuts said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:56 }
It it even a question whether she up anal later that night too?

Nice sentence.

» Mark Price said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:49 }
amazing papparazo work here, but duff has to be smarter than this. it’s not like she is a rookie in the hollywood game. huge slip up here. but i love it.

» Bottomofthe9th said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:38 }
His Johnny Weir Smile is killing me.

» Pete Campbells Anger Bang said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:35 }
… and I thought wasting all my friends time with my own “hero” movie made my day!

» moooooog35 said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:43 }
Her father must be so proud.

» pedies lazer show said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:46 }
huge slip up or comrie happens to ask her on a porch with glass walls?

» CptKballs said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:45 }
Or she may have never actually blown him like the picture implies…

» Gordon Bombay said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:44 }
Damnit, apparently club hockey just could pull me tail like Duff’s. If only to live the dream…

» delli1788 said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:52 }
hahaha classic pic

» Maneuver said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:59 }
is that dude talking on a cell phone during this?

» Mark Price said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:46 }
not sure why i want this to be real so bad and her not caught in an odd position.

» Redsoxfan308 said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:56 }
To bad he’s not getting dome from her.

» Agent47 said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 03:02:41 }
I hope he enjoyed it, now that she’s got the rock, he gets no more blowjobs. Just ask El Pres.

» Bird dog em Frankie said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 03:02:40 }
God damn late 90’s UMich hockey alum still pulling tail. I have now been jealous of those bastards for over 10 years.

» BarDown2213 said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 03:02:20 }
and hockey players still pull the most tail

» jconnolly said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 04:02:17 }
lucky bastard

» donkey show said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 04:02:04 }
dumb Bubb Rubb. he is in the red this year with that ring unless he is getting some serious endorsement deals

http://www.hockeybuzz.com/cap-central/team.php?team=EDM

» Always Be Closing said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 04:02:51 }
Donkey – good chance he’s counting on a joint bank account to foot that bill.

» kennyshell said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 04:02:25 }
Daddy must have helped him pay for it…apparently Comrie is the heir to some Canadian furniture magnate…

» bodhi said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 04:02:54 }
To all you single guys, remember, when the time comes, propose in private.
If you get rejected strangers won’t know, and if its a go you immediately get rewarded

» Herbert Nerdelton said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 04:02:26 }
I don’t know if its just me, but if gonna get knob job, I would like to be completely horizontal or completely vertical, non of this sitting at a right angle bull stuff

» Hockey66 said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 04:02:31 }
It’s amazing how a diamond ring is like the jedi mind trick.

» Ignatz said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 07:02:31 }
Sadly I think that’s got EXIT ONLY written all over it.
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2010 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NO F*CKING WAY!!! How did someone get these pics and where are the rest??? She had to take her shirt off or something. Whoever the photographer is that took the pics messed up big time by releasing these already. He could have posted up there and possibly gotten a shot of them doing the deed. And to not sell them to one of the big magazines, could have made a couple hundred thousand from that i bet.
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2010 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Glad to see other people on this board read Barstool Sports... gotta love that website. So incredibly classy...
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2010 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Although I don't think Hilary is good-looking, I do appreciate her response. Proper.
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2010 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

unless his johnson comes out his belly button that isn't what is happening.
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PostPosted: Feb 24, 2010 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ttuclint what would you wager is happening then Question

Jester wrote:
Although I don't think Hilary is good-looking, I do appreciate her response. Proper.


really? I think she's fine...




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PostPosted: Feb 25, 2010 4:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i spent 2 days doing security for her a few years ago. she was a really nice person and cool to be around. she is smoking hot. i mean, really, really hot.
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PostPosted: Feb 25, 2010 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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NO F*CKING WAY!!! How did someone get these pics and where are the rest??? She had to take her shirt off or something. Whoever the photographer is that took the pics messed up big time by releasing these already


Yea, there's a good chance she's not blowing him and it just looks like that. I would wager, given that she's a very popular paparazzi subject, that she kissed his chest and stomach, then got up and CLOSED THE FREAKIN' SHADES and then came back and they finished. If that's what happened at all.

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PostPosted: Feb 25, 2010 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cameraboy wrote:
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NO F*CKING WAY!!! How did someone get these pics and where are the rest??? She had to take her shirt off or something. Whoever the photographer is that took the pics messed up big time by releasing these already


Yea, there's a good chance she's not blowing him and it just looks like that. I would wager, given that she's a very popular paparazzi subject, that she kissed his chest and stomach, then got up and CLOSED THE FREAKIN' SHADES and then came back and they finished. If that's what happened at all.


CB I feel like you write to Penthouse forums alot Laughing
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PostPosted: Feb 25, 2010 6:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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CB I feel like you write to Penthouse forums alot


"hillary..." I whispered, her breath hot on my stomach... her perfectly manicured french-tipped nails dipping slowly under the waistband of my boxer-briefs... my fingers running through her hair, urging her on....

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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PostPosted: Feb 25, 2010 8:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

excellent!!! Laughing your well on your way......
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PostPosted: Feb 25, 2010 9:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Key,
Some of his earlier works


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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.


Almost 6 years later and I still can't stop laughing at that.
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PostPosted: Feb 25, 2010 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That just brought a tear to my eye, I forgot about those Laughing
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PostPosted: Feb 25, 2010 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just read them all again... great stuff.
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PostPosted: Feb 26, 2010 3:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing Shocked


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