random story i had to share

Alter Ego · Posted: Jul 20, 2009 10:17 am Post subject: random story i had to share

if you have one, feel free to give a little glimpse into your life....

Mine starts several years ago when my buddy, who is a cool 230 lbs but a man child is at a party with me and we try to convince him that he needs to take home this whale we know....we affectionately call her Big Tiff. Anyways my buddy is humming and hawing over her as she has clearly taken a liking to his child like manners but man sized body. He is in the middle of pulling me aside to ask in all seriousness if he should take her home to shake the foundations in his house when i see Big Tiff rolling around in the pee soaked area by the bushes of this party puking....He ended up not taking her home that night.

at the cottage many years later (no more big tiff in the picture) my same buddy is passed out drunk on the dock in a chair...we immediately start to ruin him with a sombrero, beer can tossing game which doesnt cause a stir. Then we decide to put a broom in his hand and light it on fire....so now here is my 245lbs friend with giant sombrero filled with beer cans on his head with a flaming broom in his hand with all of us chanting around him. For some reason we start chanting "Pontiff", as in the pope. Pontiff, pontiff, pontiff.....and out of nowhere he gets up, beer cans crash to the ground and says very clearly and loudly....

I did not pon tiff, i didnt even touch her.....

sorry if you never get those 3 minutes back in your life.....good stuff

dbismyname · Posted: Jul 20, 2009 10:41 am Post subject:

good stufff....

we had our big buddy pass out in a chair by a fire, so someone chit on a stick and leaned it up against the chair. When we blasted an air horn he jumped up grabbed the stick to swing at someone and realized he had a handfull of chit. he was seriously pissed Laughing

Rhawn · Posted: Jul 20, 2009 11:04 am Post subject:

Alter Ego, thanks for sharing, I laughed hard.

pyrocasto · Posted: Jul 20, 2009 3:55 pm Post subject:

We had a buddy passed out in a chair once, and another friend it would be a good idea to putt saltine crackers in his mouth. Each time he did he would VERY slowly chew them up. Glad he didnt choke but funny as hell. Laughing

TnR6Rida · Posted: Jul 20, 2009 5:54 pm Post subject:

pyrocasto, Laughing

Chad H · Posted: Jul 20, 2009 6:12 pm Post subject:

Last friday, got drunk with some friends and a few girls from high school. One of the girls and I hit it it off and she gave me a BJ on the dock. After all was said and done, we went back up to the deck. The same girl went to talking to my buddy playing guitar, and my buddy tried to kiss her after I came in her mouth. He won't hear the end of it for a while.

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

...then I woke up and realized I had just creamed my pants.

pyrocasto · Posted: Jul 20, 2009 6:31 pm Post subject:

ontrider,

Hollywood · Posted: Jul 21, 2009 12:06 pm Post subject:

Chad H, did her boobs feel like bags of sand?

dbismyname · Posted: Jul 21, 2009 12:18 pm Post subject:

eeven73 · Posted: Jul 21, 2009 12:40 pm Post subject:

Chad H · Posted: Jul 21, 2009 12:43 pm Post subject:

JeffreyCH · Posted: Jul 21, 2009 12:54 pm Post subject:

In my early 20's I was at a fall bonfire party, got drunk and passed out next to the fire. As the fire got smaller I kept rolling towards it to keep warm. My buddies kept dragging me back so I wouldn't roll right into the fire. Needless to say I woke up black as the ace of spades lol. The guy that owned the farm house told me to go jump in the horse trough to rinse off, I thought he said bathtub and went into his house and passed out in the tub. Man was he pissed when I finally came out after his wife had beat on the door for a 1/2 hour, she was none to happy either Laughing

I was never invited back to any of Dixon's parties after....wonder why Laughing

8824 · Posted: Jul 23, 2009 3:12 pm Post subject:

I go to this Italian lemonade stand (Italian Ice basically). Three outside lines and I am in the middle. I get my two drinks and turn around. At that moment a child who is being held by mum coughs right on my arm and onto the drinks. After waiting in line for 15 minutes I couldn't believe it. My arm was literally wet.

I get back to the car and start frantically scooping the top half off the drinks. Girlie is like wtf?

Killed my buzz fast.

RampageWake · Posted: Jul 23, 2009 4:05 pm Post subject:

Haugy has not posted in this thread yet??? Mr. Green

Hollywood · Posted: Jul 24, 2009 6:44 am Post subject:

He will crash the site.

nmballa · Posted: Jul 24, 2009 7:08 am Post subject:

dbismyname · Posted: Jul 24, 2009 8:14 am Post subject:

you know how I know your gay?? Your dik tastes like chit