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scott a
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 Posted: Apr 08, 2009 11:34 pm Post subject: It's all over... |
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Well, it was nice knowing you fvckers!
| Quote: | Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon
Let the robot holocaust commence: robots think we taste like bacon.
Researchers at NEC System technologies and Mie University have designed the cute little guy to the right: a metal man gastronomist, "an electromechanical sommelier", capable of identifying wines, cheeses, meats and hors d'oeuvres. Upon being given a sample, he will speak up in a childlike voice and identify what he has just been fed. The idea is that wineries can tell if a wine is authentic without even opening the bottle, amongst other more obscure uses...like "tell me what this strange grayish lump at the back of my freezer is/was."
But when some smart aleck reporter placed his hand in the robot's omnivorous clanking jaw, he was identified as bacon. A cameraman then tried and was identified as prosciutto.
Absolutely horrifying. Like cows, once robots taste blood, their hunger for human flesh can never be satiated. Japanese unveil robot wine steward |
http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie.html
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chavez
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scott a, even better, the cameraman was identified as prosciutto!
Scott... hey Scott... come over here and check out this cool meat slicer! Mmmmm prosciutto... 
Make sure you eat lots of pancakes this week, we need to fatten you up.
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Sinkoumn
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Mmm, prosciutto and Brussels sprouts FTMFW!!!!!
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Mitchell
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| WHERE IS JOHN CONNOR!?!?!? |
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Dragonlady8
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2009 11:18 am Post subject: |
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Hmmmmm pistachio & prosciutto Baklava
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