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How to avoid a wakeboarding douche?

 
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Gwen
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PostPosted: Sep 30, 2008 6:54 am    Post subject: How to avoid a wakeboarding douche? Reply with quote

Any suggestions out there for something that would prevent water going up my privates when I wipe out? I have heard of a case of a woman needing stitches after a bad fall. I was thinking of wet suit shorts?
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PostPosted: Sep 30, 2008 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jock strap? I know female parachuters wear them so they don't whistle all the way down to the ground.
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PostPosted: Sep 30, 2008 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gwen - generally a bathing suit bottom plus board shorts does the trick. You certainly could rock a wetsuit when it is cold. I have never heard of anyone getting hurt there from wiping out - for goodness sakes women squeeze babies out! Unless I heard what happened from that lady personally I wouldn't put much belief in that story.
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PostPosted: Sep 30, 2008 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, that exact thing happened to my older sister's best friend when we were all at the lake. It busted her hymen and she had a lot of bleeding for a few weeks. Was not a good deal for her-they told her at the time she might not be able to have kids, which later turned out to be false.
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PostPosted: Sep 30, 2008 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow......
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PostPosted: Sep 30, 2008 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lizrd is probably right. My wife wears a bikini bottom with board shorts over that and she's never had any issues.

Busting the hymen would be a bummer and I gotta imagine that is painful. Plus that could be a tough thing to explain at some point. "No really, it happened wakeboarding". Shocked

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PostPosted: Sep 30, 2008 1:37 pm    Post subject: Grace Kelly Reply with quote

Grace Kelly had the Field Hockey story! Anyway, it seems to me you could do some damage b/c I have been blasted to the point of pain before. It all depends on the angle and speed that you hit the water. I have not tried board shorts over a suit, that makes sense. A jock strap seems like it would be uncomfortable. And since whistling is not a problem wakeboarding...well you get the idea. But hey, learn something new everyday.
A new product: wakeboarding shorts for women (although a male friend told me he likes to wear a wet suit b/c he has been hit hard going down as well).
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PostPosted: Oct 06, 2008 9:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

From the thread title, I figured some guy in a boat was stalking you. Very Happy Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Oct 06, 2008 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow... I need to stay out of this forum. Shocked
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PostPosted: Oct 06, 2008 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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it seems to me you could do some damage b/c I have been blasted to the point of pain before.


JT09 - I am looking in your direction here.....

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PostPosted: Oct 06, 2008 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pet575, ahahahha!

ontrider, i know what you mean

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PostPosted: Oct 07, 2008 2:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

board shorts fix this issue fo sho!! I had this problem when I first started. I think it's kinda funny when I see chicks wearing skimpy little bikini bottoms trying to wakeboard. . because I know what's coming when they fall! Laughing
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PostPosted: Oct 08, 2008 3:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wear Jet Pilot 'skuffy' boardshorts...they have an inner neoprene liner and normal boardshort material on the outside. I'm pretty sure they were 'skuffy'-got them off ebay.

I really love the O'neill superfreak series shorts-wish I could have those with a neoprene liner.
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PostPosted: Oct 08, 2008 3:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Overtons sells some neo shorts to wear under the baord shorts as well. Like a heater shirt, but shorts.
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PostPosted: Nov 03, 2008 4:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any boardshorts will help I'm sure.
Never had this problem myself, but I always wear bikini bottom & boardshorts whenever I ride.
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PostPosted: Jan 12, 2009 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree with Aubs. I ALWAYS wear boardshorts. I have a friend that rides with me as well and she wears boardshorts and has not complained of any problems! My boardshorts are ones that I purchased at Kohl's...so they're nothing special!
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PostPosted: Jan 13, 2009 8:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me too, always wear bikini bottoms and board shorts. I've had a couple of big wipeouts but it never even occured to me there would be an issue there Confused
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PostPosted: Jan 13, 2009 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am not 18+!!!!

Whaha, just kidding, i think it would be good to wear a bikini bottom under your wetsuit Smile

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PostPosted: Feb 10, 2009 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my sister did some damage when she wiped out once while waterskiing so always wears a wetsuit now to prevent that from happening.

i wear bikini bottoms & board shorts and haven't had an issue yet.
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PostPosted: Feb 21, 2009 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my wife is still a newbie she wears boardshorts and bathinsuit bottoms never had a issue in two seasons
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PostPosted: Feb 22, 2009 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah just bikini bottoms and boardies, and chuck on a shortie wetsuit in winter.

I have a friend who forgot her board shorts and just went in her bikini bottoms, side ties, needless to say they didn't stay on very long Shocked

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PostPosted: Feb 23, 2009 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess that was the wet dream come true of the male wakeboarders Mr. Green

wow I wish I could were a shortie wetsuit in winter.. here there is no wakeboarding in winter at all. Also I wore a long wetsuit most of the summer Rolling Eyes shitty summers here in Holland
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PostPosted: Feb 23, 2009 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ahhh that sucks! Well here in Dubai you could actually get away without a wetsuit in winter. But a bit chilly if you're pulling 30 minute sets.
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PostPosted: Jul 08, 2009 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Jock strap? I know female parachuters wear them so they don't whistle all the way down to the ground.


lmao

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From the thread title, I figured some guy in a boat was stalking you.


Me too.

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Whaha, just kidding, i think it would be good to wear a bikini bottom under your wetsuit


I assume this is what your do?

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PostPosted: Aug 04, 2009 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm still in awe about the story of someone bursting their hymen in a wakeboarding accident. I would have thought that's a complete farce. I don't own that particular equipment but that's GOT to HURT!!!
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PostPosted: Nov 06, 2009 1:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

skabelpunk wrote:
I guess that was the wet dream come true of the male wakeboarders Mr. Green

wow I wish I could were a shortie wetsuit in winter.. here there is no wakeboarding in winter at all. Also I wore a long wetsuit most of the summer Rolling Eyes shitty summers here in Holland


The Summers arent that bad!!!!!!!

And you can still board in winter, at least i go like 2 times a month in Heede, Germany Laughing

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PostPosted: Nov 06, 2009 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BeachBum25 wrote:
I'm still in awe about the story of someone bursting their hymen in a wakeboarding accident. I would have thought that's a complete farce. I don't own that particular equipment but that's GOT to HURT!!!


Quick biology lesson - no you wouldn't even know it had happened. Happens to many women in active sports such as horseriding, gymnastics etc etc. No biggy.

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