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PostPosted: Aug 22, 2008 7:57 am    Post subject: A Little Funny Reply with quote

I keep laughing at this one, so I thought I would share:

FBI Job

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks,
interviews and testing were done, there were
3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and
handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will
follow your instructions no matter
what the circumstances. Inside the room you
will find your wife sitting in a chair.
Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious.
I could never shoot my wife.' The agent
said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room.
All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came
out with tears in his eyes,
'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said,
'You don't have what it takes.
Take your wife home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given
the same instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard, one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging
on the walls. After a few minutes,
all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman,
wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is
loaded with blanks' she said.
'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'



MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.
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