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PostPosted: Jul 08, 2008 6:36 pm    Post subject: bear gyles sucks Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Jul 08, 2008 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

freeze frame! FREEZE FRAME!


oh, bear gyles

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PostPosted: Jul 09, 2008 10:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bear Grylls? Man vs Wild guy? what? I don't understand.
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PostPosted: Jul 09, 2008 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tball, The guy is a tool he is more of an extreme stunt man than a survivalist.
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PostPosted: Jul 09, 2008 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

this thread sucks
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PostPosted: Jul 09, 2008 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Jul 09, 2008 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Jul 09, 2008 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hollywood, Why are you such an angry person? Abandonment issues?
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PostPosted: Jul 09, 2008 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hollywood, It's not your fault.
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PostPosted: Jul 09, 2008 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok if you think Bear Grylls sucks that is ....fine..
However Mr Grylls doesn't suck.. Discovery Channel does.
Anyone that serves as a specialist Combat Survival Instructor and Patrol Medic with the SAS has my respect. Especially if that person breaks his back and after that climbs Mount Everest..
What have you done lately?

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PostPosted: Jul 09, 2008 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I made some coffee and fixed my garage door opener. And I didn't even have to jump naked into a frozen pond or eat a live fish to do it. Top that, bitches!!

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PostPosted: Jul 09, 2008 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ok if you think Bear Grylls sucks that is ....fine..
However Mr Grylls doesn't suck.. Discovery Channel does.
Anyone that serves as a specialist Combat Survival Instructor and Patrol Medic with the SAS has my respect. Especially if that person breaks his back and after that climbs Mount Everest..
What have you done lately?


I was waiting for someone to bring those facts up...

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PostPosted: Jul 09, 2008 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've had to stick a sizer and stapler up some dude's poo filled ass for a colon resection.
The worse part was after the air test and having all the liquid stuff shoot out all over my shoes, the floor and the wall.

........ and it wasn't put on national TV or in the news, so top that. Wink

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PostPosted: Jul 09, 2008 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MojoPin, Who cares his show is a joke, survivor man is a much better survivalist.
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PostPosted: Jul 09, 2008 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Survivor man...yeah..except he always has to abort and get picked up by his "Rescue Team" Laughing
And Dragonlady...you are right.. No survivorman in the world can top that.. You have my deepest respect! Wink

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PostPosted: Jul 09, 2008 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

survivor man is a bitch, he just sits in one spot. that's no good, you'll never get rescued. i think he's just scared of whats out there. Laughing
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PostPosted: Jul 09, 2008 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MojoPin, In a few epis he has failed, but at least he is actually out there surviving.
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PostPosted: Jul 09, 2008 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmac, agreed. They should rename SurvivorMan to "Asshat in the Woods."
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PostPosted: Jul 09, 2008 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DLady, correct me if I'm wrong, but this isn't the first time you've been spattered with poo.

How does one get assigned to rectal duty? Or perhaps the better question would be how does one avoid being assigned to rectal duty.

I thought they made sure to clear the system of patients getting a bung job well in advance of the procedure.








Somehow I suspect I'll regret asking at least one of those questions.

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PostPosted: Jul 10, 2008 4:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hollywood, Why are you such an angry person? Abandonment issues?


I'm not angry, I just don't like you. For acting so smart you can't spell for stuff.
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PostPosted: Jul 10, 2008 8:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hollywood, Who the hell cares if I can spell, The fact that it bothers you so much brings me enjoyment... Mybe I wil spall bed unperpoose.
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PostPosted: Jul 10, 2008 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hollywood, Who the hell cares if I can spell, The fact that it bothers you so much brings me enjoyment....


You don't care that you can't spell? Ignorant and lazy.
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PostPosted: Jul 10, 2008 9:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hollywood, I do if it had any professional repercussions what so ever. But we are talking on a message board which most conversations revolve around either boobs, or pooh.

It is astounding how the misuse of then or than bothers you so much...

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PostPosted: Jul 10, 2008 9:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jibsta wrote:
most conversations revolve around either boobs, or pooh.

OR

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PostPosted: Jul 10, 2008 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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MojoPin, Who cares his show is a joke, survivor man is a much better survivalist.


These guys both have training so they probably both know what to do in a survival situation with the means at hand. To say that one is a "better survivalist" because of what you saw and more importantly what you DIDNT see on TV is a little far fetched.

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PostPosted: Jul 10, 2008 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

edrex, I pick the former. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Jul 10, 2008 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tbonez, Bear just runs around haphazardly. Making extremely risky decisions which are only safe because he has a crew standing right behind him.
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Tbonez, Bear just runs around haphazardly. Making extremely risky decisions which are only safe because he has a crew standing right behind him.


Of course he does, its a TV show! There are TV shows about dozens of mundane things such as driving a truck across an ice road and working on an oil rig. If these shows had anything to do with reality you would be bored stiff. Would you watch a show that had some fat guy that farts in his truck while driving across ice? Its called entertainment and most people have confused what they see on TV with real life..Survival shows are no exception.

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PostPosted: Jul 10, 2008 11:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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DLady, correct me if I'm wrong, but this isn't the first time you've been spattered with poo.

How does one get assigned to rectal duty? Or perhaps the better question would be how does one avoid being assigned to rectal duty.

I thought they made sure to clear the system of patients getting a bung job well in advance of the procedure.

Somehow I suspect I'll regret asking at least one of those questions.


There is a difference between shat upon vs shat at.
The surgeon is the one who decides between the 2 of us will get the crappy dooty and it's not going to be the Captain of the ship. Wink Crying or Very sad

No avoiding rectal duty when it's putting the colon back together.
Usually if a patient is compliant, there's not much poo in the system. But about <10% aren't compliant and another 5% are kinda sorta compliant.

This particular case the patient is a Momma's Boy and she decided when and how much of the bowel prep was going to occur.
So instead of starting the morning before, she start the at midnight for a 730 case. Thanks Mom Evil or Very Mad
Sometimes it's just not worth the hassle to cancel but depending upon the reason for the surgery, they do on occasion reschedule so the pt can do the prep properly.
There's your answer in a nutshell

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PostPosted: Jul 10, 2008 6:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not as bad as I feared.
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PostPosted: Jul 10, 2008 8:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The bear is zoned into the boobs. Laughing Laughing

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