You want my last Reef Calendar?

flixmaster · Site Owner Joined: 30 Oct 2003 Posts: 7488

If you do..

I want a 50 word paragraph on why you love Reef. email it to ed@wakeboarder.com along with your mailing address.. If your paragraphs suck I'm going to keep it for myself. Smile

thanks
Ed

Chad H · Posted: Apr 28, 2008 12:58 pm Post subject:

flixmaster,
just sent one.

flixmaster · Site Owner Joined: 30 Oct 2003 Posts: 7488

I have that and a few others.. so far they don't suck.. So I'm losing this calendar for sure..

hco · Posted: Apr 28, 2008 2:06 pm Post subject:

Mine was a bit longer than 50 words, but I think it's a winner...

HHI Dave · Posted: Apr 28, 2008 2:10 pm Post subject:

All submissions should be posted in this thread for admiration or ridicule...whichever is more appropriate. Laughing

OuachitaWaker · Addict Joined: 16 Sep 2006 Posts: 577 City: Hot Springs

seconded

flixmaster · Site Owner Joined: 30 Oct 2003 Posts: 7488

I would not embarrass my fellow wb.com'er..

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

I love Reef, I mean what’s better than asses with some beef? Just look at those butts in the sun all tanning like Fanning. I LOVE Reef! Give that thing a smack Jack! Check that girl’s badunk! She can shake that rump while I shove my Sanuk up into her trunk! Gimme my calendar.

hco · Posted: Apr 28, 2008 3:37 pm Post subject:

I am in my prime for writing persuasive essay's (although mainly about prose, diction, etc...), so I figured I would give it a shot for the calender. Longer than 50 words? Yeah. Did I get carried away? You bet. It's what I get for not reading directions.

"First and foremost, I feel it is important to recognize Reef for their ingenuity, craftsmanship, and for their fine models. As a wakeboarder/water sports enthusiast/frequent partier, I appreciate the innovations that Reef has incorporated into their products. Making a sandal with a bottle opener built in was huge for people similar to myself. Naturally, reef had to go and outdo themselves once again. Sometimes you manage to mis-calculate your pre-gaming before you head out to a party, bar, or whatever occasion it may be. Reef solved this problem by making the sandals with flasks in them. Once again, people like myself owe much to Reef for allowing us to make our drinks from the bar have more punch to them, without paying another 8$ for a weak drink. Also, Reef's craftmanship is important. Their Byerly wakeskate shoes, their sandals, boardshorts, etc.. are all built to last, and that is important to people like myself who like to have the newest, freshest gear; but also like knowing that they have a couple pairs of sandals to ball out in just in case. Lastly, every man who has ever been to any Reef sponsored event, or seen one of Reef's advertisements, has reason to love Reef. Thank you Reef, for making by day brighter by providing me with tons of smoking hot girls in scantily clad clothing. I don't know what I would do without the eye candy that Reef provides me with, both on their models, and the babes that I see rocking out in some tight boardshorts or teeny bathing suits. Clearly there is no reason not to love Reef. So thank you very much Reef, and I know our love it mutual, because you keep producing the best products out there.

Dan"

HHI Dave · Posted: Apr 28, 2008 4:12 pm Post subject:

Why I love Reef (a picture is worth 1,000 words)

Chad H · Posted: Apr 28, 2008 4:35 pm Post subject:

HHI Dave, so that post is worth 4009 words?

Blindside_137 · Posted: Apr 28, 2008 5:03 pm Post subject:

isnt that too many words? he cheated

Clark · Outlaw Joined: 18 Mar 2008 Posts: 114

HHI Dave, thanks for that

flixmaster · Site Owner Joined: 30 Oct 2003 Posts: 7488

Dave,,

If it were a Reef model picture search you would have won... However.. I have picked a winner.. The winner will be getting an email soon..

Next time it will be a Reef girl picture contest for sure.

Dragonlady8 · Black Widow Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 9198

hco · Posted: Apr 29, 2008 4:49 pm Post subject:

I felt it was quality with quantity, that is why I didn't bother to go back and try and meet the criteria once I saw the word limit.

Dragonlady8 · Black Widow Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 9198

hco, it's not about what you think, but about being able to work within the rules/limits.

Craig-R · Guest

Dragonlady8, does it really matter any more? a winner has been picked

HHI Dave · Posted: Apr 29, 2008 11:15 pm Post subject:

Swass · Guest

Clark · Outlaw Joined: 18 Mar 2008 Posts: 114

Swass · Guest

buckthis · Posted: May 07, 2008 2:42 pm Post subject:

reef girls are the best
There is nothing better than reef's girlz assets
perfectly posed, she gets stares from the masses
wet water, hot beach is where she belongs
nobody looks better inside their thongs
Their faces are hidden
it really don't matter
they're all in shape
not getting fatter

Swass · Guest

Who won?

flixmaster · Site Owner Joined: 30 Oct 2003 Posts: 7488

Swass....

I mailed out 20 free things over the past 2 weeks.. I cannot remember who won the calendar from Reef. Or the ones for the monster calendars..

I need to go looking in my office for some more stuff..