girls shorts

Scott0 · Outlaw Joined: 29 Sep 2003 Posts: 160

Why dont girls wear regular swimsuit bottoms instead of shorts when they wakeboard?

Dragonlady8 · Guest

Do you wear boardshorts when you wakeboard freemotionswinger?
Why don't you just wear a banana hammock or a grape smuggler, cuz extremely long boartshorts "r" stupid.

Partyb · Posted: Oct 15, 2003 3:31 pm Post subject:

I think it has something to do with an influx of water going where it really shouldn't on certain falls. Not to mention the issue of suits falling off. I would also prefer the ladies to wear bikinis all the time, but sometimes it just isn't practical, and they probably feel self conscious sometimes. By the way, you should put this in "ladies lounge" little Miss freemotion.

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

Partyb, I agree with you, but I think those really short boardshorts look pretty hot on girls too.

holdsworth · Posted: Oct 15, 2003 3:43 pm Post subject:

same here, they look awesome with them Very Happy

SupraBoarder · Posted: Oct 15, 2003 3:52 pm Post subject:

for some reason a girl in a lifejacket and bikini bottoms just doesn't look right, anyone else agree?

Dragonlady8 · Guest

Thank you Boys....... you're my new found heroes Wink

Nor*Cal · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9479 City: Sac

To be honest a girl saggin some full legnth Boardshorts is also hot...

Maestro · Posted: Oct 15, 2003 4:41 pm Post subject:

I'd rather see a chick in boardshorts than a swimsuit... You're right SupraBoarder, something about it just doesn't seem right.

BR_WB · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 2850

I honestly don't care what they wear as long as they are on the boat having a good time

salmon_tacos · Posted: Oct 15, 2003 5:36 pm Post subject:

Here's my haiku about girls in boardshorts:

Long sagging boardshorts
On the verge of falling down
Female commando

scott a · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 9810

salmon_tacos, haha thats good stuff...

board shorts are cool...its all a style thing but i dont know any girls that DONT wear them (at least when they are riding, when they are in the boat its a different story).

Tyler T · Posted: Oct 15, 2003 5:46 pm Post subject:

salmon_tacos, check
your haiku again, 6 syl-
lables in line 3

Cool

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

it looks fine to me... nice haiku salmon Laughing

Lynsey · Posted: Oct 15, 2003 6:37 pm Post subject:

northof49 · Soul Rider Joined: 06 Aug 2003 Posts: 432 City: Toronto

I'll take a girl in boardshorts, that's having fun on a board, over a chick in a bikini, moping around the dock...

Tyler T · Posted: Oct 15, 2003 7:18 pm Post subject:

simply for the sake of argument....and because im an door knob...a haiku consists of 3 lines....5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

Tyler T, yeah but what's your point... it looks fine to me, unless I can't count properly.

northof49, nice avatar! Smile

northof49 · Soul Rider Joined: 06 Aug 2003 Posts: 432 City: Toronto

thanks on the avatar...ontrider.. it's the only way to represent 'too cold here to ride' in 48 * 48 pixels Smile

And I'm calling that a valid Haiku... (assuming your 5-7-5 is correct).

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

oh it's valid alright, i just don't think he counted the syllables correctly. I think we learned haikus in grade 3 Laughing

But lets get back to talking about girls in boardshorts, much more interesting! Razz

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Hollywood · Posted: Oct 15, 2003 7:46 pm Post subject:

Personally, I've noticed chicks actually take off the boardshorts to wear just the regular binkini bottoms for wakeboarding.

wannabe · Newbie Joined: 14 Oct 2003 Posts: 22 City: Hattisburg

I have seen the bikinis come off twice, Very Happy

so I can't argue with the board shorts besides some girls look kinda hot. then again I don't mind floating around with one while the boat goes to get some shorts either

Hollywood · Posted: Oct 15, 2003 8:17 pm Post subject:

Tyler T · Posted: Oct 15, 2003 8:21 pm Post subject:

the boat i ride on is always a sausage fest Crying or Very sad

oh and by the way...

I am sorry sir
1 syllable in female
hang my head in shame

scott a · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 9810

borededup · Outlaw Joined: 19 May 2003 Posts: 166 City: Rockford

I dig the Short Board Shorts..There Hot...Keep it up ladies.

lebaron · Soul Rider Joined: 20 May 2003 Posts: 490 City: Langley

BigTimer · Posted: Oct 16, 2003 6:57 am Post subject:

Chicks in short board shorts are hot. Chicks in a life vest with just a swim suit on, ...I don't think so.

Partyb · Posted: Oct 16, 2003 8:24 am Post subject:

Yea, by the way, I also think the short boardshorts are hot. Honestly, at my age, I'm not in a position to complain about what the ladies are wearing on the boat, I'm just happy to have them. Way too many sausage fests.

Lynsey · Posted: Oct 16, 2003 8:29 am Post subject:

Well then invite more girls that you know who want to try boarding or know how to board.

andrew james · Addict Joined: 10 Jul 2003 Posts: 889 City: austin, tx

I used to work in an ER, one day we had a 10 year old girl come in who was waterskiing and her ski's slipped out from under her and she fell back butt first onto the water. She hit the water hard enough in the "wrong" area that it tore through her vaginal wall. Ouch.

andrew james · Addict Joined: 10 Jul 2003 Posts: 889 City: austin, tx

OH yea and board shorts are sexy as hell Cool

Guest · Posted: Oct 16, 2003 8:54 am Post subject:

I prefer Karate pants.

stinkey · Outlaw Joined: 07 Oct 2003 Posts: 108

Sensei,

You are so weird!