My future sister-in-law

Thor_717 · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 6:56 am Post subject: My future sister-in-law

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, so we decided to get married. There was only one little
thing bothering me . . . her hot younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
and was always braless. She would regularly bend down when she was
near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock,
and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,
and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in s hock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and
made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and
headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said,
"We are so happy that you passed our little test! We couldn't ask for
better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!!!"

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Rhawn · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 7:22 am Post subject:

L o L

Hollywood · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 7:25 am Post subject:

noice

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

Commodore · Ladies Man Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11636

repost.

But still funny.

What the hell does AGB stand for!?!?!?!

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

haugy, if you need to ask, you don't need to know. Twisted Evil

Wakebrad · Ladies Man Joined: 11 Dec 2003 Posts: 12257 City: Dallas

Next time don't put the punch-line as the title of the thread. Wink

Commodore · Ladies Man Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11636

K-dub, yuck yuck yuck, funny guy.

DRAGON88 · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 9:03 am Post subject:

AGB!!!

Speaking of which, Kyle, we order a boat from you and you don't even throw in any AGB stickers? Confused

gswake · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 9:20 am Post subject:

haugy, this must be it: http://www.agbgaming.com/

Wink

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

DRAGON88, if I had some.....Grouch was the keeper of all items AGB.

haugy, wasn't meant to be funny.

Commodore · Ladies Man Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11636

K-dub, neither was mine. I am flipping you off right now by the way. Mr. Green

Bethany · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 11:30 am Post subject:

242...

K-Dub,
You hear the news about our buddy Grouch?

Wakebrad · Ladies Man Joined: 11 Dec 2003 Posts: 12257 City: Dallas

haugy, if you ever figure it out let me know.

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

edrex · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 1:01 pm Post subject:

DRAGON88 · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 1:08 pm Post subject:

Edrex, definitely not. Laughing

edrex · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 1:09 pm Post subject:

DRAGON88, hmmm... then I got nothin'!

intotheflats · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 1:10 pm Post subject:

Rocko · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 1:55 pm Post subject:

Dees · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 2:11 pm Post subject:

JV · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 2:39 pm Post subject:

intotheflats · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 2:43 pm Post subject:

JV, damn, you remember that? lol. Actually all of what my ex told her family was untrue. My ex as well as her family know nothing about me and her step sister because obviously she and I agreed that no one could ever find out. So don't tell on me

MojoPin · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 3:41 pm Post subject:

Oohh, I have been here some time, and one important thing I've learned is, don't ask what AGB means.. Listen to K-Dub..
The forum might explode again...

Bethany · Posted: Jan 30, 2007 6:52 pm Post subject:

JT.. Yep!

Thor_717 · Posted: Jan 31, 2007 4:37 am Post subject:

Came back in to see what you all thought of this little joke... What do we have maybe 2-3 postings on subject.... 2 funny

chavez · RIP MHL 04/25/1958 - 01/11/2006

I prefer 242. It is much more vague and that much harder for everyone to understand.

BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

k-dub knows...

dragon88 I think I still got a few stickers hidden away somewhere.

-scotta

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

like it's that hard to log in under your own name scott? Rolling Eyes

242..................

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

He knew your password was vagina. Laughing

Blake · Posted: Jan 31, 2007 8:03 pm Post subject:

pyrocasto · Posted: Jan 31, 2007 8:23 pm Post subject:

Caw!

Tyler T · Posted: Jan 31, 2007 8:43 pm Post subject:

The whole AGB thing is really not difficult to understand. It's very basic. Just think about all the people you know that suck, and that should get you headed in the right direction towards enlightenment. Laughing

Rocko · Posted: Feb 01, 2007 1:54 pm Post subject:

242 isn't hard to figure out either.