Abused child becomes success and breaks new ground!

8824

Poor little Lovie Smith (head coach for the bears) was an abused child. He could never do anything right and his Dad would constantly whip him. He hit him so hard one time that little Lovie ended up in the ER with a broken arm and a dislocated shoulder. Of course CPS stepped in and removed him from this abusive home environment. They decided it was best for the child that he stays with a relative, so they put him in the care of his grandmother. Everything was going fine for a while until one day a teacher noticed bruising in various states of healing on the child. Again CPS had to step in, and again they decided for the best interest of the child he should stay with a family member. This time he would go to live with an aunt and an uncle. And of course the pattern of violence soon reared its ugly head. So CPS had a conference with Lovie’s teacher to figure out what the best thing for this child was. One of the counselors said, “where can we put him that he won’t be beat” and of course the only logical answer was….the superbowl.

A day without a BEARS thread?????????????

I would like to thank the person who made this possible, you know who you are!

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

I love that friend!

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

Wakebrad · Ladies Man Joined: 11 Dec 2003 Posts: 12257 City: Dallas

Worst. Joke. Adaptation. Ever.

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

muckmeister, maybe you should put me in charge of your comedy department.

8824 · Posted: Jan 31, 2007 12:10 pm Post subject:

ontrider, not supposed to be comedy! just another annoying post on DA BEARS!

Tyler T · Posted: Jan 31, 2007 12:47 pm Post subject:

And just think...what if he had been aborted? Isn't he a fundamentalist Christian? I heard the superbowl contributes significantly to global warming. Has he ever stated his opinion on the war in Iraq?

8824 · Posted: Jan 31, 2007 12:48 pm Post subject:

Tyler T, All he will say is the DOLPHIN 1 and 2!

edrex · Posted: Jan 31, 2007 1:35 pm Post subject:

All I'm gonna say is that I would like to see the Bears win, or at least stay within 7 points. And it'd be nice if the total score went over 49. But, really I just need them to stay within 7.
Mr. Green

Commodore · Ladies Man Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11636

See these are those times were I wish we were good friends that lived close to each other muck.

So I could smack ya in the back of the head. Mr. Green

gswake · Posted: Jan 31, 2007 1:44 pm Post subject:

I just can't wait for the game to be over so muckmeister settles down a little. Please tell me the Bulls aren't doing well this year.

jk, muck.

A little.

8824 · Posted: Jan 31, 2007 1:59 pm Post subject:

haugy, I agree, I am in need of a smack for all this crap I have posted.

gswake, you are being very nice! see above comment!

jhilly8982 · Addict Joined: 04 Oct 2006 Posts: 782 City: Northville

muckmeister, GO BEARS, hopefully their defense just dominates

8824 · Posted: Feb 01, 2007 3:46 am Post subject:

jhilly8982, DA BEARS! Laughing

watch out running backs, jones and benson.

I would love to see the FRIG run one in. you might be too young to remember the FRIG.