Joke

Grouch · Posted: May 19, 2003 7:47 pm Post subject: Joke

88-year-old Vern and 82-year-old Mildred became very close to each other at their nursing home. Although they didn't have sex, every night Mildred would go to Vern's room and they would lie in bed and watch TV while she held his privates.

One night Mildred went into Vern's room and found another resident of the nursing home, Edith, in Vern's bed, watching TV and holding his privates.

"Vern", Mildred cried, "Is she prettier than me?"

Vern replied, "NO!"

"Does she have a better personality?"

Vern replied, "NO!"

"Then please tell me what does Edith have that I don't?"

"Parkinsons," Vern replied.

Gbgonzal138 · Addict Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 887

I heard that one from my friends dad. Its funny though.

toothpick · Posted: May 20, 2003 5:39 am Post subject:

That one's not bad at all Laughing

I heard a good one from PJ while I was at TWC.

He told me that the other day his girlfriend called him a pedophile. In response he told her that was a pretty big word for a ten year old.

B-rad · Posted: May 20, 2003 6:15 am Post subject:

Those are both good jokes. I like Vern's response the best.

nick e[V]ans · Posted: May 21, 2003 1:31 am Post subject:

haha those are classics