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PostPosted: May 23, 2006 5:26 am    Post subject: Well poop, that figures. Reply with quote

Man yesterday I was having a great day!! Just to fill you in, this season will be the FIRST to finally have good gear, that was MY own. Got a boat last year, finally got a killer board, new bindings this year, a decent non-stretch rope and handle, and comfy vest. Then I received confirmation that my ballast will be here on Thursday just in time for a great weekend!! Awesome!!

And to top it off yesterday I was taking the Supra in for some serious speaker upgrades.

And what do I do??????

Pull my friggin back muscles removing the damn wheel chock on the trailer!!! Awwwww come'on!!!!! I can't twist or turn my body. It's the back muscles on the sides, ones that I have been working out so this doesn't happen. Rolling Eyes

Sorry, I had to bitch and moan a bit. It's a light pull so if I take it easy I might be able to at least play this weekend. But I mean jeez, all the crap I do, and this is how I get hurt? Why couldn't have been saving a busload of nuns from a fire, or rescuing a family of puppies from a waterfall? Not, I leaned over wrong and picked up a 20lb object and it hurt me. Sad
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PostPosted: May 23, 2006 5:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You'll be fine after a few drinks on the lake Laughing

I talked to Nicole not long ago and she wants to get back on the lake, have you broken into that summer camp again?
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PostPosted: May 23, 2006 5:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That sux. I didnt injure myself but wouldnt it figure that I just get some bindings that fit and I have only been on them maybe 5 times this season due to bad weather and what happens??? Well I took a small spill, nothing to write home about, and I pop up and my left leg is feeling awefully loose.....My bindings broke! One side pulled out and I lost the pen and the otherside broke in two where the binding plate attaches to the board. So now I have to wait to get my replacements and I am back to using my husbands old crapy bindings that are way too big.
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PostPosted: May 23, 2006 7:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haugy, by "working out" do you mean getting "worked out" "Haugy-style" by your boyfriend? Twisted Evil

Tell us the real reason your muscles are sore. Laughing
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PostPosted: May 23, 2006 7:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TRIP82, HOLY fiddlesticks!!! I thought you were dead!!! Laughing Ixnae on Ummer Campse Mr. Green

K-dub, ask your mom. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: May 23, 2006 7:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got a promotion at work so I'm not in the office much any more.
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PostPosted: May 23, 2006 7:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haugy, my mom own's a strap on?? Shocked
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PostPosted: May 23, 2006 7:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

K-dub, oh sthop it thilly, she only uses it when your wife is there.
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PostPosted: May 23, 2006 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haugy, i'm not married.
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PostPosted: May 23, 2006 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haugy,

you actually wakeboard

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PostPosted: May 23, 2006 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

K-dub, crap. You win this round!!! But I'll be back!! Muah ha ha ha ha ha

muckmeister, no I just use that line to pick up chicks. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: May 23, 2006 9:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haugy wrote:
K-dub, crap. You win this round!!! But I'll be back!! Muah ha ha ha ha ha

muckmeister, no I just use that line to pick up chicks. Mr. Green


at the high school summer camps i assume?

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PostPosted: May 23, 2006 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ian_82, band camps.
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PostPosted: May 23, 2006 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

K-dub wrote:
haugy, by "working out" do you mean getting "worked out" "Haugy-style" by your boyfriend? Twisted Evil

Tell us the real reason your muscles are sore. Laughing


Naw Kyle... He was dominated... It was just like the scene from Euro Trip. Poor Haugy couldnt pernounce the "pleasure is too intense" word/phrase.

Haugy, you want to know bad? A few years back when I was riding sponsored, at a comp I get out of my truck, slip, and break my foot and ankle in something like 13 different places. Needless to say, I was dropped like a used condom. It is hard going through airport security with nuts, bolts, and screws holding your foot to your leg these days and them wanting to give full cavity searches to anyone that makes the detector buzz.

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NO way dude... i ve ridden mostly with like smi pros and sum pro wakeboarders like philip soven and shaun murray and mosty adam fields
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PostPosted: May 23, 2006 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you sound like my old man, he's always hurting his back doing simple things like putting his shoes on in the morning Very Happy It must suck to get old Very Happy
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PostPosted: May 23, 2006 7:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blake wrote:
K-dub wrote:
haugy, by "working out" do you mean getting "worked out" "Haugy-style" by your boyfriend? Twisted Evil

Tell us the real reason your muscles are sore. Laughing


Naw Kyle... He was dominated... It was just like the scene from Euro Trip. Poor Haugy couldnt pernounce the "pleasure is too intense" word/phrase.

Haugy, you want to know bad? A few years back when I was riding sponsored, at a comp I get out of my truck, slip, and break my foot and ankle in something like 13 different places. Needless to say, I was dropped like a used condom. It is hard going through airport security with nuts, bolts, and screws holding your foot to your leg these days and them wanting to give full cavity searches to anyone that makes the detector buzz.



Blake,

You are really a wakeboarder that golfs not a golfer that wakeboards. I take back all the golf jokes.

I knew I liked you for a reason. Still not selling my buttweiser putter.

RESPECT BRUDDA!

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PostPosted: May 24, 2006 5:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blake, KOPERFESHCLAGEN!!!!! ARRRGGHHHHH!!!!!!! Shocked
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PostPosted: May 24, 2006 7:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nickdakoolkat, it happens to everyone.....and it'll be faster than you want to know.


muckmeister, I think Blake might be "using" that Buttwieser putter for something other than golfing.

haugy, do you Golf? Laughing
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PostPosted: May 24, 2006 7:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I pull my lower back muscles all the time; It's in the family (Bubb Rubb you mom n dad) but; I stretch all the time, heat n' ice it baby heat n' ice; stretch it out. Stay outta chairs =] thats what i do, take care of that back!
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PostPosted: May 24, 2006 8:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

K-dub, I use a metal like object to hit a little white roundish bugger. If you call it golf. I always call it "how many trees can I kill??" Laughing

BioliteRy, no doubt I have been laying on the couch for the past 2 days when not at work. And naturally it's been the best weather of the year thus far, and my friends keep texting me "hey we're going riding, wanna come" Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: May 24, 2006 1:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

haugy, That sucks. But the way you told it was hilarious Laughing

I can't ride much right now either. I not hurt, I'm trying to sell my house.
The day it went on the market, lightning hit my tree and fried both of my tv's,
dsl modem, computer speakers, answering machine, phone, dish reciever.
I was cut off from the world for almost a week. OK I'm done hi-jacking your thread now Smile

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PostPosted: May 24, 2006 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

haugy, you can go drink beer and pull your buds and then they owe you one for bein the driver!
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PostPosted: May 24, 2006 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

K-dub... Rolling Eyes Eat me you Forrest Gump looking mofocker.. Right there! Laughing Laughing Its only the 33" putter... I have been debating on trying the belly putters! Shocked

haugy, you should have someone milk your prostate...

muckmeister, damn bro... I just needed the job when I moved down to Waco. My golf game pretty much limits itself to gambling money I dont have, and beer on every hole. By the back 9, I start wanting to shag one of the ugly beer cart babes...

I tell you what muck: The best form of golf I ever played was bar golf. Google that to find out how to play and the rules. We did that monday night, and I broke 100!

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PostPosted: May 25, 2006 6:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

K-dub,
\
blake is core,,,,, I cant believe this....

Blake,

i know about golf, come on, i told you what a beaver tail was right?

the one or two times i play golf a decade, people get pissed, if i really liked golf, i would kill it, i just cant take more than 3 holes then the ADD kicks in and i am done,

and the beer babes, there are no ugly beer babes LOL

like i said, i take all those things back brudda! as one person put it, "you are so core you piss magma" Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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