Decisions Decisions!!!! I need some ideas,

Commodore · Ladies Man Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11636

My brain is fried, normally I can figure out a win-win scenario for this kinda thing.

Here's the skinny in short........

Hot girl wants to go out on the boat, with just me, and she asked if topless was a problem, and that alchohol would be present. I asked are you trying to get me drunk? And she replies, "how else am I going to take advantage of you?" and lets just say, she was serious.

Now the dilemma, I only have the boat for another two weeks before I put it up due to traveling and business, so this is the second to last weekend I get to ride. I blew out my eardrum mid summer so that killed a fair bit, then broke my darn finger 5 weeks after that, needless to say, my riding hasn't been squat. I just bought this boat this summer, and my new board etc. Now she can't drive a boat.

How can I work this out in my favor???? She can only come out tomorrow, and I can't get any of my lazy ass friends to get up early!

What would you do??????? I am thinking chick takes priority, I will hopefully have sunday (supposed to rain all week) to ride. But I really need some riding time....on the wakeboard that is Laughing

Neognosis · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster

Boats are for two things: Riding and getting girls.

You can always ride again next year, but kitty is never a sure thing. Do whatever you want to do more.

Me? I would take the girl. One day you'll be married, if you don't ride this weekend, you'll never think "man, I WISH I had gotten some wakeboarding in that day!"

BUT, if you pass her up, one day you WILL think "man, I should have gotten more kitty when I had the chance."

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

I say just go out with you and the chica....find yourself a cove, turn up the stripclub tunes, and make her call you daddy. You'll be riding one way or another.

I don't understand why this is a problem. Twisted Evil

1759rider · Addict Joined: 29 Aug 2003 Posts: 542 City: CA - Bay Area

Tell her to bring a friend Twisted Evil

Commodore · Ladies Man Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11636

Oh I agree, the chick is on the top of my list, K-dub, laughing hysterically!!!

cameraboy, that's a very good point, I regret not getting with the fitness instructor back in college. I hate having regrets Twisted Evil

And it's not like I have been a drought lately. Had a few hiccups last week, but bounced back with style over the weekend. But she is a wild one, so the more I think about the more my carnal curiosities take over. Twisted Evil

Commodore · Ladies Man Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11636

1759rider,

STAR!!!!

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

haugy, if you go with 1759rider's plan....I'll personally fly to Nashville and kick your ass if you don't take pictures for the party pics. thread....and send the x-rated ones to your homies on wb.com.

Like I said...I don't understand the issue you have here. It's all spelled out for you son!

Neognosis · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster

Did you guys see the aftermarket stripper pole offered by one of the tower companies? I can't remember which one, but in an add in Wakeboarder they had also fog machines and lazer lights for your boat. Unless that was all a joke...

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

cameraboy, not a joke. Pro Flight will do the lazer lights and fog machines....The Stripper Pole can be had by calling Liz & Randy Blacker at 1-877-700-7467. Wink

We've done a few set up's for people this year.

Commodore · Ladies Man Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11636

K-dub, Aye Aye Captain! Laughing

Hmmmm, now how about to convince her to bring a friend......
Yep I think I'll just use the ole "well the more the merrier" Mr. Green

Neognosis · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster

I think that's awesome. Although we usually aren't out in the boat just hanging out at night, and it would be a pain to store, but still, admirable.

89comp · Posted: Sep 23, 2005 9:44 am Post subject:

take the chic, tell 100% nude is the only way to go, take pics, post on party thread.

then...you'll get booted from wb.com, but you will be everyone's hero so who cares!

Junkee · Posted: Sep 23, 2005 9:56 am Post subject:

dude. there should be no dilema.

skylon = pseudo stripper pole. let her show you the good on that, then show her the haugystyle!! Cool

joedirt00 · Posted: Sep 23, 2005 10:00 am Post subject:

If your riding hasn't been squat, theres really no need to push yourself this late in the season. Get the chick and get it on.

You don't happen to have a camera mount on your boat do you?
And you did check to see if this girl wan't married, right?

intotheflats · Posted: Sep 23, 2005 10:02 am Post subject:

Cheerleader · Soul Rider Joined: 18 May 2003 Posts: 362

Show her this thread dumby wumby! Twisted Evil

intotheflats · Posted: Sep 23, 2005 12:15 pm Post subject:

Have you guys seen the ad in the new issue of wakeboarding mag with fog machines, strobe lights and a dancer pole for your boat! I think this would be the perfect time to max out that credit card haugy.

Commodore · Ladies Man Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11636

Junkee, tower makes for an interesting jungle gym. All I gotta say is her hanging by legs from it.......=69 boater style. Twisted Evil

joedirt00, Not married, definitely double checked that one this time!!

intotheflats, I need a disco ball from the tower with my mountable spotlight hitting it!

Called her a little while ago, it's alllllll good. Cool

Tried to see if she wanted to bring a friend, she got a little upset saying "am I not good enough?" BACK PEDDLE BACK PEDDLE!!!!!! Very Happy

EDIT Oh yeah........ I am going to hell Laughing

intotheflats · Posted: Sep 23, 2005 1:22 pm Post subject:

1759rider · Addict Joined: 29 Aug 2003 Posts: 542 City: CA - Bay Area

Glad to hear you at least gave it a shot, you never know.

ontrider · Ladies Man Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Posts: 16491 City: Russia

You could always just ____ in her _____.

Blake · Posted: Sep 23, 2005 2:07 pm Post subject:

Never in my life have I wished I would have been wakeboarding instead of getting laid. Well, there was this one time, but she was god ugly the next morning... But that night when she was a 10, wakeboarding wasnt on my mind.

NVChickadee · Posted: Sep 23, 2005 3:23 pm Post subject:

haugy, How is this even a dilema... You have a hot girl, dying to get naked for you... ahhh, I think the answer is obvious. Rolling Eyes

Leggester · Posted: Sep 23, 2005 3:37 pm Post subject:

Here's what yo udo Hog...

Get NVC a bit toasted and see how fun she is. I bet she's a firecracker!

Second to that, take the other chick out on the boat. Mr. Green

NVChickadee · Posted: Sep 23, 2005 3:41 pm Post subject:

Leggester, Hey now! I'm a firecracker even when I'm not toasted... Laughing

Leggester · Posted: Sep 23, 2005 3:44 pm Post subject:

I bet you are.

Why, if wasn't hitched... ... Shocked

just trying to get a set up going with some of the livelier crew Smile

itch · Posted: Sep 23, 2005 7:55 pm Post subject:

Haugy the bylaws 262 part D that you agreed to when you signed up state that upon the chance of getting the kitty on the boat pictures must be acuated to the wakeboarder.com elders. My friend you are legally binded to provide said pictures of the hottie within 36 hours after nakedness on the boat is completed.
itch

89comp · Posted: Sep 23, 2005 8:43 pm Post subject:

itch-
haugy is a young whipper snapper. He'll either be going strong after 36, or still passed out after the first 2 mins.. Laughing

Chad H · Posted: Sep 24, 2005 2:03 pm Post subject:

haha, haugy, i think all wakeboarder,commies deserve pictures..

pooser · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 4738

Hollywood · Posted: Sep 24, 2005 6:37 pm Post subject:

Chad H · Posted: Sep 25, 2005 5:26 pm Post subject:

Hollywood,
Go slit your wrists.

Very Happy

DunDunDun · Posted: Sep 25, 2005 6:01 pm Post subject:

Wakeboarddrumma, WHAT!!

blairpoelman · Addict Joined: 12 Aug 2004 Posts: 595

haugy, I just read through 2 days worth of posts and I want to know how things played out?
________
CSI: NY DICUSSION

MojoPin · Posted: Sep 26, 2005 12:59 am Post subject:

Yeah haugy, tell us!