The Five Kinds Of Sex

Grouch · Posted: Apr 21, 2003 12:15 pm Post subject: The Five Kinds Of Sex

1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon; you both
keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage;
you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. Including the kitchen.

3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps
have kids, so you've got to do it in the bedroom.

4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in
the hallway and say, "Screw you!"

5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get
divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the court.

Dees · Posted: Apr 21, 2003 12:28 pm Post subject:

how about the six type of sex

6) The six kind is car sex (which should be number one). This is where she's und......never mind if i put it will just get deleted by big borhter.

wakebored · Posted: Apr 21, 2003 12:30 pm Post subject:

i know that is to be funny, but it is too true.

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

This is why people shouldn't get married.

west coast boarder · Addict Joined: 09 Mar 2003 Posts: 558 City: Nor Cal

funny stuff. Laughing

wakeriderof87 · Posted: Apr 21, 2003 3:07 pm Post subject:

jt09, r u onw of the ppl who say marriage is outdated

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

lol you guys are hillarious

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin