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criminally_minded Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Oct 01, 2005 9:52 am Post subject: |
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Quotes from the last 5 minutes:
'Tell everybody on wakeboarder.com they are all bastards' - Haugy
'One before ten, ten before one' - Skwake
'Liver failing, kidney gone' - Haugy
Then we told Nor*Cals houseboat story
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K-dub Ladies Man
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Posted: Oct 01, 2005 10:10 am Post subject: |
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Did you guys lose your camera or something. This thread is really lacking pics. of all of this party action that is being takied about. I'm rather disappointed in all of you.
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criminally_minded Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Oct 01, 2005 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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There are four factors to explain that.
1) We haven't really stayed long enough in most places to upload pictures from our cameras
2) My camera batteries are generally flat (problem is now solved thanks to Dlady!)
3) We generally don't take our cameras anywhere with us! Eg: bars and on the boat. Skwake took his video camera to the lake today and we got some of the funniest sh*t ever caught on film, but you might not see the pics for a while.
4) We're lazy punks.
Most of the pics on this thread have been posted by people we stayed with. I'm not flash with computers!
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K-dub Ladies Man
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Posted: Oct 01, 2005 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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Points 1-3 were moot in my eyes.
Number 4 sums up your situation quite nicely I think.
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4) We're lazy punks.
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criminally_minded Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Oct 02, 2005 7:05 am Post subject: |
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K-dub wrote: | Points 1-3 were moot in my eyes.
Number 4 sums up your situation quite nicely I think.
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4) We're lazy punks.
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Fair call
My God though, if anybody on this earth has packed more into one day/night than we did yesterday/last night, I must meet them so I can fall at their feet and worship them.
For all those meeting us in Canada, wait until you meet Trip and Haugy. They'll have you in tears.
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Skwake Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 1482 City: Launceston, Australia
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Posted: Oct 02, 2005 8:51 am Post subject: |
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Another night bites the dust!
Well that was our unnoficial last night out in america and we hit it up pretty hard!
Drinking on the boat at 2pm
More drinking while token hot chick for the night gets ready.
Haugy has a hat thats a big chicken so he has his head out the window of his car all the way down the main road!
We buy a colt 45 each and chug them down in the carpark!
We hit the club
Lots of stupid dancing, tequila shots and beer.
Get kicked out at close
Go to white castle Haugy jumps out at the drive thru(he's driving) with his I'm an idiot hat on and runs through the bushes, ends up in the car behind us chatting to girls, i drive from the passenger seat.
We throw white castle and insults at some random guys who were looking suspicious
run down street signs
we turn off the road and go off roading at 4:30am through trees and bushes and crap!!!
Considering hooking up the boat and going straight to the lake at 5am to get some butter!!!
Finally make it home still laughing. sleep is the better option!
ahh a good night!
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criminally_minded Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Oct 02, 2005 9:25 am Post subject: |
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You forgot about launching Nicole off the blob twenty fricken feet in the air, or Haugy duct taping a snail puppet to his head while he rode, or the 'beer delivery system', or Trips sweet dance moves on the slippery beer soaked dancefloor.
But at least I remember getting home last night!
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criminally_minded Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Oct 02, 2005 9:27 am Post subject: |
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Oh yeah and Haugy was getting eyes made at him all night by an asian..... guy
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Commodore Ladies Man
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Posted: Oct 02, 2005 9:51 am Post subject: |
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Awww hell no!!! criminally_minded, was the one getting eyeballed by the Butt Pirate.
This asian dude was hangin around us being all nice to Sim, and me and Andrew were like, ummmm something ain't right here. So we tell Sim we think he's gay. And he's like what??
Well about 10 minutes later, he comes back over and says "Oh yeah that guy is a total wanker" Turns out Sim caught him eyeing him up and down and caught the guy looking at him!!!!!
We just about lost sim to a Rump Ranger!
Skwake, that street sign was asking for it. It was taunting me!
And we have got to get the pics of our token hottie up!!!! I have some of the best footage on a vid camera you have ever seen. Yep, I am a horndog
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TRIP82 Outlaw
Joined: 07 Sep 2005 Posts: 168 City: Hernando
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Posted: Oct 02, 2005 10:01 am Post subject: |
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All this talk of our token hottie and no props for the man who got her on the boat. wtf?
Well, we couldn't have planned a crazier last night for these guys if we tried. I'll see you guys in a few months to trash Canada!
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cezza Addict
Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 549 City: Hamilton, New Zealand
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Posted: Oct 02, 2005 12:12 pm Post subject: |
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this bloody aussie thread is still going?!?!...not much to say about Oz is there?
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Skwake Wakeboarder.Commie
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Posted: Oct 02, 2005 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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well as the sun sets on another beautiful American day our tour of the united states comes to a close, had our last ride today and i was actually a little bit teary! but anyway more to come on that later!
did someone say PICS???...
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Skwake Wakeboarder.Commie
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Posted: Oct 02, 2005 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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more (haugy with a snail taped to his head!)
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Skwake Wakeboarder.Commie
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Posted: Oct 02, 2005 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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token hot chick??
Much respect trip82!!!
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Skwake Wakeboarder.Commie
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Posted: Oct 02, 2005 6:30 pm Post subject: |
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THE BLOB!!! okay we screwed around on this blob thing for a while! check out how high the token hot chick goes!!! AWESOME!
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Skwake Wakeboarder.Commie
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Skwake Wakeboarder.Commie
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Posted: Oct 02, 2005 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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Skwake Wakeboarder.Commie
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Posted: Oct 02, 2005 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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some riding... and that will do for now!!!
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criminally_minded Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Oct 02, 2005 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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cezza wrote: | this bloody aussie thread is still going?!?!...not much to say about Oz is there? |
What?
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Posted: Oct 02, 2005 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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Where the hell does haugy get those hats
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DRAGON88 Ladies Man
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Skwake Wakeboarder.Commie
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Posted: Oct 02, 2005 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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dragon88 ok well im scratching my head while sim is cracking up laughing....
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DRAGON88 Ladies Man
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Posted: Oct 02, 2005 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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Inside joke. Here's the best I can do to explain it to you
Quote: | Hey do you have any shares going in your book exploites? 'A books place' sounds like a sure fire winner, especially on the liberal West Coast. I can give you a pint of Blood (cannot guarantee safe for transfusion), an empty Starbucks cup, a spare tyre for a Dodge Caravan and a collection of toenail clipping gather throughout the US. I think that should buy me controling interest in the book venture. Then I'll have you start a series, the next being 'Tylers place'. Tyler belongs under the stairs. If he makes noise, turn the hose on him. That sort of thing. |
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Skwake Wakeboarder.Commie
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Posted: Oct 02, 2005 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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haha righto mate, im with ya
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Nor*Cal Ladies Man
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Posted: Oct 02, 2005 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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criminally_minded wrote: | Then we told Nor*Cals houseboat story |
Which one? Does it include the 5'2" blonde?
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criminally_minded Wakeboarder.com Freak
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Posted: Oct 03, 2005 5:42 am Post subject: |
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Nor*Cal wrote: | criminally_minded wrote: | Then we told Nor*Cals houseboat story |
Which one? Does it include the 5'2" blonde? |
Nor*Cals hot 5'2" blonde after some frenzied shower lovin' wrote: | You know, I don't even like you |
Dragon, that is some funny sh*t! I think it's made even greater by the fact that I said hose not house! I like your translation better though, thats the sign of a true artist. I think I invested well
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TRIP82 Outlaw
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Posted: Oct 03, 2005 6:09 am Post subject: |
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CM/Skwake...In a few months we'll do it all over again. You know canadian beer is like moonshine.
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jt09 Ladies Man
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Posted: Oct 03, 2005 6:49 am Post subject: |
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I liked you 2 when you were here, but now I am just starting to get all jealous and angry. You bastards are on a never ending road trip in a foreign country, getting drunk, staying on couches for free, using your accents to get laid (well, one of you is...), wakeboarding behind boats you've only seen in magazines, experiencing things you have never ever heard of, much less imagined.
OK, I'm heading back to the couch now.
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ontrider Ladies Man
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jt09 wrote: | now I am just starting to get all jealous and angry. |
JT, sounds like how everyone else feels when you post in the party pics thread buddy!
But yes, the aussies look like they're having a crazy time! I'd definitely use the accent to my advantage!
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Commodore Ladies Man
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Posted: Oct 03, 2005 7:40 am Post subject: |
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jt09, ha ha no doubt man, I heard some good hottie stories about Texas.
Man it was a great weekend. I will post my pics from my cam later.
I left the boys in my house this morning and let them sleep in, and lock up when they leave. I wonder how much of my crap will be gone.
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Skwake Wakeboarder.Commie
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Posted: Oct 03, 2005 7:46 am Post subject: |
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.... how can we fit this TV into the van...
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TRIP82 Outlaw
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Posted: Oct 03, 2005 7:54 am Post subject: |
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haugy, thanks for letting me crash at your pad.
I'm feeling the effects of another fun a$$ weekend, we'll have to do it again. I'm also going to need the pics of hottie w/ the boat asap!
Aint no booty like some Volkswagan booty!!
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TRIP82 Outlaw
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Posted: Oct 03, 2005 7:59 am Post subject: |
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Just strap it on top
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Skwake Wakeboarder.Commie
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Posted: Oct 03, 2005 8:32 am Post subject: |
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okay heres the last of the pics!!
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Skwake Wakeboarder.Commie
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Posted: Oct 03, 2005 8:35 am Post subject: |
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keep em rolling (lovin the pink filter!!!)
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