Honesty is the best policy

Syth · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 661 City: Brentwood

Those are usually the only ones i give cash to Mr. Green

B-rad · Posted: Mar 31, 2003 10:28 am Post subject:

Ha, that's good. Saturday night I was leaving the Jack Ingrahm concert at Threadgills walking down Barton Springs. A homless dude came up to my friend, his girlfriend, and I. He said "since tomorrow is Sunday can you buy me a beer?" We laughed and just went right on walking. He seemed mad, but hey, that was taking away from my beer $$ and I was on the way to eat some China man food at Wang Fu Too.

Melanie G · Outlaw Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 230 City: Orlando

That's great, this past weekend I was over at the beach and I saw this bum running up and down the strip with a sign that said, "I ain't gonna lie, but I need a beer". Then on the back it said, "and a girl too!"

Ryan_m · Addict Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 653 City: glen ellyn

i make the bums do push ups and sit ups for there money... its funny.

franknbeans · Soul Rider Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Posts: 272 City: Ft. Worth

ryan? are you serious? if so, that's pretty messed up.

Grouch · Posted: Mar 31, 2003 12:07 pm Post subject:

Ryan,

Thats almost as bad as those bum fight movies. Laughing

Bethany · Posted: Mar 31, 2003 2:41 pm Post subject:

One Saturday morning I woke up to bums flighting about some chick outside my apartment window, luckily I am on the 2nd story. It very amusing, I listened for awhile then called the cops.

wake152 · Posted: Mar 31, 2003 2:45 pm Post subject:

man beth your a meany

Ryan_m · Addict Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 653 City: glen ellyn

yes i am serious, i have made a bum do pushups, i think it was 10 for a dollar.

wake152 · Posted: Mar 31, 2003 2:49 pm Post subject:

ryan is a toughy too

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

hey 10 for 10 bucks he shoulda done a few laps too

*chris* · Addict Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 982

hahaha yes bumfights movies r hilarious. omg, i laugh so hard at some of the stuff they do. we dont have many bums here in my little tourist resort..destination....area.....whatever the hell its called. did anyone see the man show "if adam were king" ?? "i would make all homeless people wear police uniforms. my thought is that if theyre on the street...they might as well look like theyre on patrol. hey mom look, that cop just threw up in his shopping cart!" Laughing

Jello John · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1936

I've never given money away to people for that reason. I did give a homeless guy a my gloves once though.

wakeriderof87 · Posted: Mar 31, 2003 4:24 pm Post subject:

we give them like mcdonalds gift certificates, that way we know what they are using it for, thats until mcdonalds stop selling beer. I heard they sell alcohol at some mcdonalds in other ountrys. Those homeless fight movies are so wrong, I can't believe you endorse that crap

Crissylicous · Outlaw Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 193 City: Wonder Lake

No no Ryan, you make them dance!!! Now that's where it's at!!! Very Happy

DRAGON88 · Posted: Mar 31, 2003 5:21 pm Post subject:

my friend made 2 bums fight ove 1 dollar, it was hillarious! he submitted the movie to http://bumfights.com

*chris* · Addict Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 982

hahaha oh come on....bum fights are funny as hell to watch. i mean if u dont have a very strict moral code like my friends & i Laughing

Jello John · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1936

I just downloaded and watched that "Bum Fights" movie. It was kind of sad and funny at the same time. Some of those guys really hated each other! Mad

DRAGON88 · Posted: Mar 31, 2003 6:10 pm Post subject:

PUT MY CAN DOWN!!!!

Jen · Outlaw Joined: 19 Feb 2003 Posts: 169 City: McQueeney, TX

that's so sad that you make them do stuff for money....but friken hilarious

Jello John · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1936

You don't make them fight. It's their choice.

Grouch · Posted: Apr 01, 2003 8:24 am Post subject:

Jello,

Where did you download the movies from?

Thanks Very Happy

franknbeans · Soul Rider Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Posts: 272 City: Ft. Worth

dude, making a bum do pushups for money is jackassery at it's finest. of course, he did them, so it's just as rediculous for him as it is for you. Had I been that bum, I would have wiped a booger on your shoe.

ohsix · Posted: Apr 01, 2003 10:36 am Post subject:

and kids this why you dont do crack.

Grouch · Posted: Apr 01, 2003 10:44 am Post subject:

wes reeves,

How about speed, heroine or LSD? Shocked

B-rad · Posted: Apr 01, 2003 10:44 am Post subject:

Anyone find it semi-humerous that the same people that are oppossed to the war for moral reasons find it ok to tourture a bum with push ups or making them fight? Or by supporting a company that intices the fighting of homless people for profit.

Grouch · Posted: Apr 01, 2003 10:52 am Post subject:

B-rad,

They are all a bunch of hipocrites. Mad

ohsix · Posted: Apr 01, 2003 11:55 am Post subject:

grouch,

or any addictive substance that people will do absolutely anything for once they're addicted.

Grouch · Posted: Apr 01, 2003 12:00 pm Post subject:

Wes,

What about pornography? That is addictive, uh or so I am told. Laughing

ohsix · Posted: Apr 01, 2003 12:04 pm Post subject:

porn's easier to come by though. if you the internet it's free. also there's a way to calm your cravings without actually using porn, or so i'm told. Laughing

Grouch · Posted: Apr 02, 2003 9:28 am Post subject:

Wes,

If you figure it out let me know. Laughing

Jello John · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1936