good joke

[tyybo]

one of my friends from england told me this and i found it to be a goood laugh
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The
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[DRAGON88]

LOL, not bad not bad at all...

[Liquid_Force]

tyson, your so stupid
lol
but it is funny