good email

[wakeriderof87]

heres an email i got, i thoguth some of the stuff he said was pretty good
ANDY ROONEY'S OPINION....

RIGHT ON!!!

I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires.


I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away
to crack addicts for squirting out babies.


Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer.
You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is
trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.


I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is
why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts!


I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a
phobia, it is an opinion.


I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of
anything except numbers.


The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are
things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black
Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have
things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine,
White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America and see
what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.


I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are
different, weird, or tick me off.


When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities
where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling,
it is the law of statistics.


I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I
received sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't
be a private matter or my personal business.
I would be "FIRED" immediately!



I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes,
a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter
of fact, if you want to be an American citizen you should have to
speak English!


My father and grandfather shouldn't have to die in vain so you
can leave the countries you were born in to come over here
and disrespect ours.


I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry self if
you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand
the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.


I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount
votes when needed.


I know what the definition of lying is.


I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are
qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored
bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee
shop, trinket store, or any other business.


We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our
lives in wars to defend their freedoms so that decades later they
could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living
document and open to their interpretations.


I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.


I know wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television, and that
doesn't stop you from watching them.


I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more
dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.


I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he's made
and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the
next computer operating system that's better and put your name
on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.



It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a
parent to stand up to the kids and smack their little behinds when
necessary and say "NO."


I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please
don't pretend they are a political statement. And please stay
home until that new lip ring heals, I don't want to look at your
ugly infected mouth as you serve me french fries!


I am sick of "Political Correctness”. I know a lot of black people,
and not a single one of them was born in Africa, so how can
they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent.
I don't go around saying I am European-American because my
great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from
Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else.


And if you don't like my point of view, tough!