Glass & Powder took a dump the bindings they sent me!!

weaesq · Newbie Joined: 30 Jun 2004 Posts: 10 City: Jacksonville

I figured with ShippingCostGate and HyperliteBoardsHaveStaplesGate, surely TurdGate or something similarly inane can't be far behind. Give the guy a break, for christ's sake.

That said, I am fairly certain that Scott or someone at his shop must be responsible for the wipeout that screwed up my ankle last weekend...

joedirt00 · Posted: Aug 26, 2004 3:59 pm Post subject:

WTF????

nickdakoolkat · Posted: Aug 26, 2004 4:02 pm Post subject:

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

intotheflats · Posted: Aug 26, 2004 4:16 pm Post subject:

jayman101010 · Outlaw Joined: 28 Jul 2003 Posts: 104 City: Flossmoor

colefooter · Posted: Aug 26, 2004 4:54 pm Post subject:

how can someone else be responsible for you injuring yourself?? And dude you made no sense umm... think a little next time before you post that haha

nickdakoolkat, Shocked

lol

ttuclint · Addict Joined: 12 Aug 2003 Posts: 984 City: Lubbock, TX

there was a broken beer bottle and a hyperdermic needle in the bindings I just bought. WTF !!!!

Laughing

DRAGON88 · Posted: Aug 26, 2004 6:51 pm Post subject:

Bowen · Posted: Aug 26, 2004 6:55 pm Post subject:

DRAGON88,

wakedad1 · Addict Joined: 19 Sep 2003 Posts: 667 City: Discovery Bay

Dude,

You should not mix weed, nyquil, vicodin, coke, and vodka and then try and post something WTF are you trying to SAY Rolling Eyes

?????

weaesq · Newbie Joined: 30 Jun 2004 Posts: 10 City: Jacksonville

Man, I don't know which is scarier: the fact that you guys seem to have taken too many face plants to recognize the use of hyperbole and sarcasm to make a point or the fact that the one guy who did get it is from Lubbock!

Like Dean Wormer said, fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, fellas.

wkebrd3 · Posted: Aug 27, 2004 6:06 am Post subject:

A hyperbole is a type of figurative language. It is often confused with a simile or a metaphor because it often compares two objects. The difference is a hyperbole is an exaggeration.

How the he(( is

pooser · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 4738

wkebrd3, no what your talking about before you just post the first thing that comes up in google. hyperbole is and exaggeration or over statement. often times hyperboles are acoomplished by using similes and metaphor. hes mainly being flamed because some of what he says doesnt make sense. i think what the topic is supposed to read is Glass and powder took a dump in the bindings they sent me!
I figured with the ShippingCost thread and the HyperliteBoardsHaveStaples thread, surely a Turd thread or something similarly inane can't be far behind. Give the guy a break, for christ's sake.

That said, I am fairly certain that Scott or someone at his shop must be responsible for the wipeout that screwed up my ankle last weekend...

more sarcasm not so much hyperbole.

wkebrd3 · Posted: Aug 27, 2004 9:42 am Post subject:

Seems like someone else had to google hyperbole too.

I was just confused because the grammar didn't seem to make much sense to me.

msimpson · Posted: Aug 27, 2004 9:49 am Post subject:

I WE TALL DID!!!!! Mr. Green

wkebrd3 · Posted: Aug 27, 2004 9:51 am Post subject:

no no no,

I'M SOFA KING WE TODD DID

msimpson · Posted: Aug 27, 2004 9:53 am Post subject:

wkebrd3

WOW!! That is golden!

wkebrd3 · Posted: Aug 27, 2004 10:04 am Post subject:

The things you pick up in college

gobigscott · Newbie Joined: 19 Mar 2004 Posts: 34 City: Richmond

uhhhhh....I guess you guys better drugs than I do....

I'm almost certain that I've never taken a dump in bindings...although Sandy might have. He's been known to do dumpy things at the lake/river, although Hunter Propst is now the king of such things.

Maybe we're on to a new kind of binding lube "Poopy Lube"....

Scott

joedirt00 · Posted: Aug 27, 2004 11:12 am Post subject:

I was out in the bay fishing and my buddy took a dump in my anchor bucket while using my shoulder for support as boats were passing by. Shocked

has nothing to do with wakeboarding but everything to9 do with taking dumps.

churchy · Posted: Aug 27, 2004 11:32 am Post subject:

weaesq, please let that be your last post.

BrandonC · Addict Joined: 25 Jul 2004 Posts: 539 City: Murrieta

joedirt00 · Posted: Aug 27, 2004 3:50 pm Post subject:

Tyler T · Posted: Aug 27, 2004 4:59 pm Post subject:

weaesq, It's easier to ridicule people when you're competent.