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holdsworth
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haha gee and now everyone knows what kind of person you are...  |
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Neognosis
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Hope it's not used.
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jt09
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| Wake4Life08 wrote: | | haha gee and now everyone knows what kind of person you are... |
We've known that for a while!  |
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Neognosis
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Just makes me like her more.
Oh yea, we're all "that kind of person."
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Lindsay
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| Posted: Jul 29, 2004 6:56 am Post subject: |
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| Vibrators have definitely gone mainstream. Probably thanks, in part, to Sex and the City. |
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Neognosis
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Do you have one, LIndsay?
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Lindsay
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Who doesn't? I've taken several of my married friends (read: sexually bored) on vibrator outreach missions. All women should at least try one. Guys should too 
Best rejection line for annoying dudes: "I'd rather spend the night with my vibrator." |
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Neognosis
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We have one. I like using it on my wife, but surprisingly, she isn't crazy about it.
Um, how exactly should guys try one?
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chavez
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| Posted: Jul 29, 2004 7:13 am Post subject: |
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cameraboy, you never saw those episodes of the Sopranos? 
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Neognosis
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Oh, ooo, uh, I'll pass.
Well, if it is really gently maybe.........Nah, I pass. The vibration does feel kind of cool on your unit, though.
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Bowen
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| Posted: Jul 29, 2004 7:25 am Post subject: |
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| This is turning into an interesting conversation. |
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Lindsay
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| Chavez, you didn't have to go there. That was actually not what I meant. No penetration necessary. Think hummer, or rim job. |
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jt09
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I am a big fan of chicks using them WITH me - as in...well...how do I do this while still obeying jumalian's "12 yr old reading this page rule".....
OK - if I am enjoying intercourse (let's use the missionary for discussion purposes, but can be used in multiple body formations) and she is operating the device to stimulte her "button" (let's also assume she is using a standard "device" w/o rabbit type features, not a pocket rocket, etc), she can hit both her "button" and my "johnson" at the same time. Good stuff. I could describe a ton of other ways, but that is for other websites.  |
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Neognosis
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Think hummer, or rim job.
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Oh yea, that's awesome!
Jto9, that's great when she's on top, but I controll the device.
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WhirlyBird5
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| Lol I like how it says can't be returned. |
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Bowen
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jt09,  |
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Dragonlady8
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| Wake4Life08 wrote: | | haha gee and now everyone knows what kind of person you are... |
And what kind of person would that be? A person who's not frigid and afraid of exploring intimacy?
Maybe you should take some lessons from the GrandMaster Jt09. But since you're only 14 I'm sure you still trying to figure out how yours works. |
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jt09
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| Dragonlady8 wrote: | | A person who's not frigid and afraid of exploring intimacy? |
I'd say you are more like Christopher Columbus with his hair on fire! |
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scott a
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"This item cannot be returned and has additional shipping restrictions. See details"
classic
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DRAGON88
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Wouldnt it suck to be the person incharge of warenty work...
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Porterwake
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| Posted: Jul 29, 2004 1:28 pm Post subject: |
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| gotta love those customer reviews |
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DRAGON88
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Oh like,
"On an off note, the jelly rubber casing has a bit of a petro-chemical smell to it which does prove to be a bit of a turn-off, and it does leave your genitals smelling a bit like the inside of a new car. I'm not sure if that's a good thing."
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got water
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| Posted: Jul 29, 2004 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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scott a, you are correct.
I am not a lady, and I will never in my lifetime agree to the use of one of these things on myself, but for all of the ladies can you please clarify one thing for me. Does the fact that one of the selling features is that it "Pays tribute to Japanese "animal face" art form from Shogun era" a good thing  That some weird shirt. |
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Porterwake
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| Posted: Jul 29, 2004 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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| yeah, they don't want to be totally slutty instruments, so the art makes it a little more mature and distinguished. |
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scott a
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got water, i guess some girls just get off to having tributes to japanese things stuck up inside them...
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Mister C
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Just reading the reviews is a little weird. Its as if people feel obligated to share their sexual experiences and count the number of times that they orgasmed to show how wonderful they think the product is.
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ssrgeoff
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| Posted: Jul 29, 2004 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Lindsay wrote: | | Chavez, you didn't have to go there. That was actually not what I meant. No penetration necessary. Think hummer, or rim job. |
You still talking about a guy using one? Errrrrrrr.....brakes.
Guys have Rosey Palm and her 5 sisters or Palmala Anderson. Little bit of Victoria Secretions or Bath & Body jerks lotion. 
Has anyone heard this before....... pretty funny.
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=vibrator.mp3 |
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Dragonlady8
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| Posted: Jul 29, 2004 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Lindsay wrote: | Who doesn't? I've taken several of my married friends (read: sexually bored) on vibrator outreach missions. All women should at least try one. Guys should too
Best rejection line for annoying dudes: "I'd rather spend the night with my vibrator." |
I'm more of "House Current" type of Gal......Batteries don't cut it. |
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jryoung
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| Posted: Jul 29, 2004 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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Dragonlady8, 120V or 220V?
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Dragonlady8
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| Posted: Jul 29, 2004 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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| jryoung, All depends on my mood..... |
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Corporate
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| Posted: Jul 29, 2004 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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Just make sure you are properly grounded, we all know how bad of a combo electricity and water are.
Suddenly the wet spot is more than just an inconvenience. |
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Dragonlady8
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| Posted: Jul 29, 2004 4:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Jolson, I'm well grounded.....but thanks for your concern |
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Neognosis
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it does leave your genitals smelling a bit like the inside of a new car. I'm not sure if that's a good thing."
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That would only make me want to go down on you more. Mmmm, new car smell...............
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