A real cowboy

churchy · Posted: Jul 28, 2004 10:33 am Post subject: A real cowboy

A Real Cowboy
> >
> > An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat
> >   sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned
to
the
> >   cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
> >   He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts,
working
> >   cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing
hay,
> >   doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on
tractors,
> and
> >   feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
> >   She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about
women.
> >   As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I
shower,
> >   I think about women. When I watch TV, I think ! about women. I
even
> >   think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me
think
> of
> >   women."
> >   The two sat sipping in silence.
> >   A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old
> >   cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
> >   He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a
> >   lesbian."

Dpierce37 · Ladies Man Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Posts: 7659 City: Austin

Well churchy, that isn't a real cowboy....real cowboy's don't say "Fixing", they say "Fix'n"..lol

But I too will come out of the closet and tell the world that I am a lesbian!!!! Mr. Green

MinnDizzyG · Posted: Jul 28, 2004 10:39 am Post subject:

Yup. I confess, I like women too. D@mn, gonna have to go tell my wife she married a lez... Laugh

wakebored · Posted: Jul 28, 2004 11:02 am Post subject:

I must be a major lesbian, because i think about women when i with a woman...

aloharodeo · Posted: Jul 28, 2004 11:53 am Post subject:

I think about cowboys.

Bowen · Posted: Jul 28, 2004 12:01 pm Post subject:

...maybe you should have kept that one to yourself

i'm a fan of pink taco's too.

aloharodeo · Posted: Jul 28, 2004 12:02 pm Post subject:

Wakebrad · Ladies Man Joined: 11 Dec 2003 Posts: 12257 City: Dallas

yeah, they definately need a gender option under the profile. Sometimes you just can't figure it out without a flower type or "girl" in the username.

aloharodeo · Posted: Jul 28, 2004 12:15 pm Post subject:

that's the second time that happen to me in the past 2 days. Maybe I type manly? er no, I'll just start assuming everyone on here is a girl then!

stupid lesbians Razz

MinnDizzyG · Posted: Jul 28, 2004 12:21 pm Post subject:

aloharodeo · Posted: Jul 28, 2004 1:09 pm Post subject:

yeah, I'm hoping the sig will help.

Wakebrad · Ladies Man Joined: 11 Dec 2003 Posts: 12257 City: Dallas

churchy · Posted: Jul 28, 2004 1:43 pm Post subject:

that is pretty funny