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PostPosted: Jul 11, 2004 7:08 am    Post subject: Funny Story Reply with quote

So here I am at work in a lil holiday inn(yeah go ahead, sing the damn song) workin the front desk, browsing wb.com when some guy walks in. Black dress pants, no shoes, drity undershirt, looking like he got hit by a large train. He asks to use the phone and I show him how to dial out on our house phone. He dials a few numbers and leaves a few messages to the extent of "hey it's so and so, call me back, I really need your help." He then asks me for a room and when I tell him how much it's going to be, he looks at me funny and says, I'm not staying the night, I don't want to pay for the room. So I tell him that I can't do that and he looks at me with a straight face and says "ok this is how it is. I just woke up in the grass over there, I don't know how I got there, I don't know where my friends are, I don't remember where my cell phone is, I don't know any of their numbers and I just want to nap." I almost busted out laughing at him, but I calmly said no and he got back on the phone. I heard him talking to his parents and found out that his parents(he's probably 30) are coming to get him. We're in a small town just north of Atlanta and his parents are coming to get him from Charlotte NC. This is great, he looks pathetic.
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PostPosted: Jul 11, 2004 7:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is hilarious, that's one of those things that can just make your day.
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PostPosted: Jul 11, 2004 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sounds like someone had one to many drinks the night before. Laughing
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PostPosted: Jul 11, 2004 9:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*UPDATE*

He's asleep on the couch in the lobby. The housekeepers just cleaned around him. I may go get a digital camera cause he looks dead. Should I poke him?

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PostPosted: Jul 11, 2004 9:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SupraBoarder,

no no no. get a picture with him, or put stuff on him and take pictures, like a trashcan. Laughing
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PostPosted: Jul 11, 2004 9:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ya hurry get a picture quick.
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PostPosted: Jul 11, 2004 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

did u get the pic?
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PostPosted: Jul 11, 2004 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is where you need one of those camera phones they always show on tv. Dont put stuff on him, just get the picture.
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PostPosted: Jul 11, 2004 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

okay so I didn't get the picture(I suck), his parents came to get him and take him to wherever they live in Charlotte, but damn that was funny. They just laughed it off and made jokes about him being dumb... I have to say that my parents would be less than comedic if I were that shoeless trainwreck.


Yeah Mister C, this is one of those times I wish I had one of those camera phones, but I think me not having one has probably kept me out of jail on more than one occasion.

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PostPosted: Jul 28, 2004 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

great story....haha that would of been great if you got that picture. i can just imagine how horrible that guy looked.haha...ttyl
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PostPosted: Jul 28, 2004 11:51 am    Post subject: Re: Funny Story Reply with quote

SupraBoarder wrote:
So here I am at work in a lil holiday inn(yeah go ahead, sing the damn song)



what song?

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PostPosted: Jul 28, 2004 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"chillin at tha holiday iiiinnnn"

it's "holidae in" by chingy

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