Why beer is BAD!

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

http://www.members.aol.com/matt999h/beer.htm

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

man, that starts out just plain NASTY! Laughing

Nor*Cal · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9479 City: Sac

At first I was just pissed off by the title of this thread. How dare you say beer is bad. Now I get it though...

NAW · Posted: Mar 05, 2003 11:18 am Post subject:

she looked alright to me Confused

Dees · Posted: Mar 05, 2003 11:23 am Post subject:

hey I seen some like that last night

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

where's the pics. dees???? Wink

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

Kyle,
If you could please stay on topic and refrain from any superfluous posts, I would appreciate it.
Sincerely,
Chales

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

when I was 8 yrs. old I was bitten by a dog......

Grouch · Posted: Mar 05, 2003 12:06 pm Post subject:

Here is another reason beer is bad.

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

NAW · Posted: Mar 05, 2003 12:12 pm Post subject:

Wrap your jimmy so you don't catch superflous Exclamation

Dragonlady8 · Guest

5 Star Hangover
The One Star Hangover
(*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness.
You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can
drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, your are craving a
Philly sub and steak fries.
The Two Star Hangover
(**)
No pain, but something is definitely
amiss. You may look okay but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The
coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still
tossing around the fruit pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There
is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.
The Three Star Hangover
(***)
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You
are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her
perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps' shots your alcoholic friends dared
you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed
watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced
teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't peed once.
The Four Star Hangover
(****)
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You
can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted
you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore
nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your
face. (for the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the
bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein and even your hair hurts.
Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take
during the day makes the eyes water of everyone who enters the
bathroom.
The Five Star Hangover
(*****)
You have a second heartbeat in your head,
which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor
is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste
crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get
the remnants of the poop fairy out.
Your body has lost the ability to generate
saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who
the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to
defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a
rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to
splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right
now.

Dees · Posted: Mar 05, 2003 2:26 pm Post subject:

Kyle- I will send you some tonight. I need you email addy, PM me with it

Mythodikal · Posted: Mar 05, 2003 6:47 pm Post subject:

where did u find that one phantom ... I can relate for sure

nmballa · Posted: Mar 05, 2003 9:48 pm Post subject:

Solution to all your problems. Just stay drunk and they never look bad. You'll be sorrounded by models.

wake152 · Posted: Mar 05, 2003 9:52 pm Post subject:

that before girl is my kinda girl

Nor*Cal · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9479 City: Sac

I'm still upset by this title. BEER is not bad for me. It helps me dance haha.

ohsix · Posted: Mar 05, 2003 9:56 pm Post subject:

i cant dance without beer either nor*cal. beer helps me do a lot of things.

Syth · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 661 City: Brentwood

Reminds me a lil of my college days..

Beer, helping ugly chicks get laid since 1841

Beer, helping White men dance since ..

Few of the T Shirts i remember seeing

franknbeans · Soul Rider Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Posts: 272 City: Ft. Worth

beer goggles... just another reason to switch to pot.