How to avoid a speeding ticket.

Grouch · Posted: Mar 03, 2003 4:20 pm Post subject: How to avoid a speeding ticket.

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Whose car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

Maestro · Posted: Mar 03, 2003 4:22 pm Post subject:

Ha... right on... have to remember that...

x2xwakegurlx2x · Guest

haha, funny, i bet there has been some crazy person out there to have acually tried that too, or something like it

Jello John · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1936

I like the connection to wakeboarding. Pretty funny though.

DanWalton86 · Posted: Mar 05, 2003 2:06 am Post subject:

hahaha funny

jackdaniels_23 · Outlaw Joined: 27 Jan 2003 Posts: 147 City: Caboolutre

er lol

mkcarte2 · Outlaw Joined: 17 Jan 2003 Posts: 168 City: raliegh, nc

harenheadpaul · Posted: Mar 05, 2003 4:09 pm Post subject:

too bad you would have to be crazy to ever try that

JRock*Girl · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1340

Thats awsome...would work great if most cops didn't carry a voice recorder in their pocket when they talk to the person they pulled over..... Surprised