What happens when you don't drink Pineapple juice

Mr. Dumass · Criminal Joined: 22 Jan 2003 Posts: 81 City: Texas

I know everyone's already heard this one, but I thought I'd share. It made my eyes water just reading it.

There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach and saw a
little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he
was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under
the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird."

The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain.
The police asked him what happened. The guy says,
"I don't know. I was lying on the Beach, this little girl asked
me a question, and I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is
I'm here."

The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her,
"What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied,
"To him? Nothing. I was playing with his Bird and it spit on me, so I
broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"

Moral of the story .........................Never lie to girls

derrick lenz · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 12:54 pm Post subject:

hahaha!

mandi · Outlaw Joined: 24 Feb 2003 Posts: 223 City: Oklahoma

that's great. LOL

Sean_Brinston · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 1:07 pm Post subject:

Grouch · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 1:23 pm Post subject:

Son of a...., thats gonna leave a mark.

It doesnt hurt so much here or here, but right here!

Bill Y Bob · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 1:41 pm Post subject:

hahahaha

nick e[V]ans · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 1:44 pm Post subject:

yeeeeeouch, i think i remember that from like first or second grade, i cant believe that aye.

Mr. Dumass · Criminal Joined: 22 Jan 2003 Posts: 81 City: Texas

Snap, Crackel, POP! Shocked

quigglymaster · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 1:48 pm Post subject:

wow! very ouch.

Grouch · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 1:50 pm Post subject:

An 83-year-old man went to the doctor for a physical. The doctor pronounced him in fine shape but the old man asked to have a sperm count done.
"I don't think that's necessary," said the doctor, but the old man insisted so the doctor gave him an empty bottle and instructed him to fill it up and bring it back the following day.

The next day the old man returns with an empty bottle. "What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well," the old man said, "I tried with my right hand, I tried with my left hand, my wife tried with her right hand, she tried with her left hand, she tried with her teeth in, she tried with her teeth out..."

"We never could get the damn lid off the bottle!"

Ryan W · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 2:21 pm Post subject:

HAHAHA

Grouch · Posted: Feb 27, 2003 2:30 pm Post subject:

I was just thinking and wondering what the subject line had to do with that joke.

Absolutely Nothing!

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

wow guys... thats hillarious. see.. u should NEVER lie to chicks...