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somepunk22
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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The
sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down
the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of
cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers,"
You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get
me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and
some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does she.
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finkle
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| Posted: Mar 22, 2004 10:46 am Post subject: |
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somepunk22, all three were good. 
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Thor_717
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| Posted: Mar 22, 2004 10:56 am Post subject: |
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| Punk, always a treat. :0
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jvanick
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| Posted: Mar 22, 2004 11:44 am Post subject: |
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I like the Microsoft word box the best, but all 3 were great.
-J
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WaKevin
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always a good laugh, thanks sumepunk22
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