funny joke...

franknbeans · Soul Rider Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Posts: 272 City: Ft. Worth

One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He
immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't
know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.

I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room.

In it was Newt Gingrich with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day", commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

Laughing

impulse · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 807 City: Snyder,TX

oh man that is a good one
hehehe

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

oh dear god....

Grouch · Posted: Feb 20, 2003 9:37 am Post subject:

George thinks that joke was a mouthful. Shocked

Ryan W · Posted: Feb 20, 2003 10:04 am Post subject:

Thats a good one.

wake152 · Posted: Feb 20, 2003 10:35 am Post subject:

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

of course no pun intended there grouch.....anyways that joke is well.........ehhhh....scary

JRock*Girl · Wakeboarder.Commie Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1340

Hahahaa

B-rad · Posted: Feb 20, 2003 3:28 pm Post subject:

GREAT one.... hahahahah Laughing

SKATEwakeBOARDER · Criminal Joined: 06 Feb 2003 Posts: 96 City: Jackson GA

That is as good as any joke i have heard in a while

Jerry · Posted: Feb 20, 2003 5:18 pm Post subject:

Quite a good joke not as good as the first one though

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween
party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good-time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a
little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear
and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate
intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight,
she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got
into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his
outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time
he had.

"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not
there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all
night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad,
apparently he had the time of his life."

Rocko · Posted: Feb 20, 2003 5:26 pm Post subject:

now that is some funny stuff.

grady · Addict Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 547 City: d-block

hahahaha....bof of em r rite funny lol

TravelJunkie · Guest

Not NEARLY as funny as the last one but this made me laugh....the bad part is i'm blonde....sigh... Very Happy

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, you should know something.The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb.blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."