Shane Bonifay's crack

electricsnow · Posted: Dec 19, 2003 1:12 pm Post subject: Shane Bonifay's crack

Did anyone notice the editing of the aforementioned pro's crack? In Metronome, he was doing a front lip to fakie on a towable rail and there's this black rectangle covering his canyon. This is huge, I think it's the first step anyone has taken in wakeboarding to really say "no" to crack.

If you haven't seen it, go back and watch--you'll enjoy it.

*Damn, I had to edit this thing AGAIN because I'm becoming dyslexic and just...totally stupid. There's nothing like blowing a punch line when you can't say it...or type it.*

Maestro · Posted: Dec 19, 2003 1:13 pm Post subject:

What video are you referring to? Or was it TV?

electricsnow · Posted: Dec 19, 2003 1:14 pm Post subject:

I just corrected it. I looked back and figured that was an importang piece of info...

scott a · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 9810

yeah i noticed that awhile ago...its not really too obvious since he was wearing black boardshorts. he was hitting a towable slider and was moving away from the camera and there is a black spot where his crack would be just above his boardshorts. good job of justin stephens to catch that....nobody wants to see it...

and electricsnow just because you enjoy lookin at crack doesnt mean that everyone else does Rolling Eyes

Josh R · Posted: Dec 19, 2003 2:23 pm Post subject:

I suppose I'll add the obligatory 'Crack Kills' comment. Good job to Justin for setting an example to the youth of today with his anti crack message. Do it for the kids... They're our future.

electricsnow · Posted: Dec 19, 2003 3:29 pm Post subject:

Awright scott, since I have the XX chromosome, I am entitled to all of the crack from the XY chromosome I can handle. I suppose it's vice-versa for you, but I'm not judging!!! Wink

Josh, right on. Did your book arrive yet? I think I sent it out at least three weeks ago, but I'm not totally sure how long it was going to take to get there (my shipping option was economy or something).

Maestro · Posted: Dec 19, 2003 4:03 pm Post subject:

I wanna know why this thread is "terrible"... I see nothing wrong with it. I don't think it's a great thread, but it does not deserve to have an unhappy smiley next to it. For that reason I voted highly of it, even though it is a rather mediocre thread. I agree though, that cracks need to be eliminated... Its one thing to wear pants low when you're skating or snowboarding, but wakeboarding (when commando) just doesn't mix with low shorts...

scott a · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 9810

Maestro, i dont see any rating now...

and although this is a mediocre thread, its a very good observation. i noticed this and posted on it, but nobody even seemed to care or notice...electricsnow is the only one that has posted on this topic. maybe nobody cares? i dunno.

electricsnow, A HA! so youre a poser who only pretends to wakeboard/wakeskate so you can look at XY cracks? yeah you had me goin for awhile but now i got you all figured out Wink

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

scott a, nice fro!! Laughing

electricsnow · Posted: Dec 19, 2003 6:48 pm Post subject:

A negative rating? It must have been deleted while I was gone, but to the person that gave the rating, I'm flattered, really. Thank you for taking time out of your day to tell me my thread sucks. Lighten up. I'm making light of a topic that many people talk about, and I actually found it damn funny that justin edited it.

Maestro, many of the ratings are about politics anyway. Whatever, it's a messageboard.

Scott, I guess I'd better stop joking around since some people can't handle it and I might offend them. In all honesty, I'm not all that crazy about peepin some cracks when I ride. I have always maintained the idea that it's hard enough to get credibility as a girl, without the added idea of "hey, you're hear to check out guys." You know, many girls start to snowboard or whatever just to meet guys. But the truth of the matter is that I legitimately care about snowboarding, wakeskating and whatever else I do. Wakeskating is not my pick-up line and I feel that there's a time and a place for all of that (unless you're discrete:) So there, the truth comes out...

scott a · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 9810

electricsnow, i hope im not the one that you are referring to as not being able to handle a joke.
on a different note, there will always be people who are in sports for the wrong reasons. It happens in tons of sports, and unfortunately the people who actually care about the sport are brought down by the ones who do it for the wrong reasons (whatever they might be, im too lazy to think of all of them). regardless, i think that its totally awesome that girls like yourself care about things like snowboarding and wakeskating because its always nice to have girls around that have common interest.
oh yeah, and id prefer to avoid a sausage fest on the boat if possible...

electricsnow · Posted: Dec 20, 2003 8:00 am Post subject:

Scott a, no worries, you get two thumbs up when it comes to joking around. You lay the sarcasm on quite thick, which is key...